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One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Fran here. Before we get things started Berry and I would like to apologize to all of you for having watched and recapped last week’s offensive episode of the Amazing Race. We are outraged with ourselves and we are outraged with AR and we are outraged that Vietnam is still a country that has its [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Blanket, the reality star?

Nevermind.

Hey Gasmii!   Let me start this minicap off by saying that I just watched four people eat for two hours straight.  And they didn’t even share!  Those selfish bastards. In the interest of full disclosure I feel compelled to share with you that I have a strange crush on Anthony Bourdain, he of the numerous [...]

Jeah!

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

The Browns visit their spiritual home.

The Browns visit Nauvoo and hear a shocking new fact.

Always wear Depends around Meri.

Is he leaving the nest?

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

To the five of you who watched the first season of Real Housewives of Miami with me: Remeber Larsa? If not, here’s a refresher. She’s Scotty Pippen’s shallow bimbo starfucker of a wife who spent the season bitching about how stupid her maids and nannies were. The morality bar is pretty low on a Housewives [...]

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

The Browns come up wanting. Again.

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

Alex is still feeling the pain after that major ass splat, or she’s listening to Doug and Courtney’s pretend problems about their pretend relationship, which is it?  Hmmmmm? Hi Gasmii!  I owe you all an apology, apparently I’m behind a whole episode, so the next recap will be two in one for you so we [...]

Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

Leave Whitney alone!

Nannies go rogue, Kristin’s still a witch, and we learn about cats.

Kristin and Drunky do their best to put the kibosh on future employment.

A Very Special Episode about bullying.