POSTS TAGGED: reality show

Brooke and Paris are besties?!

The Loser’s Edition

The Idol auditions head to the City of Angels.

Sorry, LC.

Amanda and Matt finally tie the knot. Everyone else just goes crazy.

If this the real south, I’m surprised it rose once.

Mr. and Mrs. Ochocinco

Part two, loveys.

Acrylic nails and trainwrecks!

Staaaahs

Teen momhood in TX

Can you believe we’ve subjected ourselves to 200 episodes of this?

Rock Week. Maks in leather pants. That is all.

Performance and Results all in one. Spoilers ahead-you’ve been warned.

In the round!

Now that Bolton’s gone, who is going to suck the most?

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

Somebody breaks up. Here’s a hint- you want them to.

SOMEONE gets engaged, and not in her invisible jet. Think MUCH classier…

I didn’t know silent movies made a comeback.

Four enter…two remain…two go away…is that math right? Good.

Strap-ons and gaybo drama. Do NOT miss.

Showtime gets into the male escort biz.

Aubrey O’Day, another Oxygen trainwreck coming to a TV near you.

Reality can be stupid scary.

Mario Lopez is the new Scott Baio.

Ali figures out which 4 boys she wants to go home with – literally.

Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!

Coming off Cyndi Lauper’s Celebrity Apprentice appearance, Mark Burnett has decided to develop a docu-series following Cyndi and her family. I love Cyndi, and I’m super stoked about the possibility of seeing her unplugged…or… Who knows what network the series will land on, as it’s still in development, but I wouldn’t rule out the big networks [...]

May family has lots to offer–junk, bad foods and co-dependency.

Kitchen shenanigans with Gordon Ramsay and his hodgepodge group of freaks, skanks, and liars!

It wasn’t a hoax, Heidi Montag actually went through with it, and filed for separation from Spencer. Radar Online is reporting that after Spencer got his last check from MTV, Heidi gave him the boot.  I’m a little shocked, and don’t know what to believe at this point.  I thought they got separated for publicity, [...]

The Challenge nears the end…and balls.

Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way [...]

Hola, ‘Gasmii! How was your week? Did you enjoy the big basketball heartbreakers? Watch Desmond connect past, present, and future? Take on a second job? Run your first half-marathon? Count three out of four for me, friends, which means I’m ready to relax and talk about some funky millionaires. This week, we have a chunky [...]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a pair of testicles hanging in my closet, put them on, and sent an email to Brig Van Osten to alert her to TVGasm.com, to explain my role here as Shear Genius Shit Talker, and the fact [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List of Things I Must Bitchcomplish To Take Over The World”…#47-Make America want to see my freakishly bad dancing nonskills enough to kick off a LIVING AMERICAN HERO and #13-Help my crappy nontalented reality talent show [...]

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted by a bunch of dudes from the local nursing home, led by a greasy black-haired alien obviously here to seek revenge against our first Man On The Moon: The leader of the alien apocalypse is Uncle [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things don’t always go exactly the way you’ve planned. Sometimes you just have to roll with the unexpected changes that come your way and do the best you can to suppress the urge to throttle the people [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s a special evening here at Casa J-Mo, for I was the lucky recipient of both a raise and a hand-job today (not from the same person, though) and I’ve been celebrating so I am stuffed full [...]