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Hola folks, and welcome back to another extremely late recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I could give you a dozen good excuses, but the fact is that I cannot seem to get caught up and I take full blame for it.  Also, I’ve had a hard time finishing this recap because just a stream of cursewords kept flowing from [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

A new season is upon us!

Time for live the life with Audrina. But this week, there’s trouble on the horizon.

No one’s happy with anyone this week.

Finale Time!

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the donkey show that is Shitler on air and “dancing”. We can’t get off our asses to go vote for the Presidential Election, but we can sure send some texts to ensure you and your zombie [...]

I’ll miss you the most, gay gay gay Ben. Previously on Sexrets of Aspen (yeah right)…old bitches in hats and off the shoulder blouses. Some poor, some rich. Some ugly, some uglier. Oh, and lots of coffee beverages. How much damage can a bunch of old broads and one queen do? Well…we’ll see on the [...]

I locked her in the car. I know this season was hard to get through, but we did it! We did it together! And somewhere along the way, lost some shitty characters like Bulimia, Troll and Holly. Ah well, better luck next season, bitches! This episode, Kristin says no to Justin then yes. Broahday says [...]

This week on Tool Academy, we face the dreaded fidelity challenge, show some tool spirit, and learn that spelling is really really really hard. Kate Gosselin has already been eliminated, knocking out the highest ranked douchebag and leaving Beta John in the lead. Let’s see who cries, who yells, who gets punched in the face, [...]

Tonight on Big Brother: Ratalie finally pulls her own weight. Kidding! I hate to break it to you guys, but this week looks to be just oozing with filler material. The only real action is the competition and live eviction. So I’m not a bit surprised when the announcer says that past BB greats are [...]

Tonight on Big Brother: Kevin puts his hand in a hole and Jeff stuffs dollar bills in his underwear. It’s not what you think. It’s much, much worse.

Previously on Big Brother, I went to the beach and missed all this: Deus ex ma-Chima *Facepalm* “I’m not as think as you drunk I am!” So, the last two episodes were epic. Is there any of that action left, or are we due for a boring episode? Let’s do this.

Like, 200 lbs more. This week on the Series Premiere of Fox’s More to Love, Luke, a 26 year old dude is looking for a chunky lady to be his everything. And man, there is a LOT of lady to go around. These women are like, super fat and super desperate and ready to get [...]