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Uh oh…we have a crier in the house. Well, after I’m sure a long, angst-ridden waiting period…I, Monamonzano, bring you the FINALE of your favorite show, True Beauty! Well, let’s say the show you love to hate, because favorite would be…ahem, maybe a bit to strong. This week, they have their People Magazine Challenge that [...]

They called me chipmunk-cheeks in middle school. Guess I showed them! This week on True Beauty, four contestants remain: Paggie, LLL, Encino Man and Billy. In a surprise move, their moms (and Billy’s dad) come to escort them to a fake hollywood party, and they get judged on their conversational skills, beauty and ability to [...]

I just pinpointed the exact moment Vanessa Manillo went crazy. This week on True Beauty, the Beauties are thinning out, but I don’t mean physically. I also am not making a reference to Billy’s hair. It’s a judgement by teens as to who is the fittest, prettiest and nicest. TEENAGERS, people! Complete with sniper comments, [...]

More old people? AHHHHH! This magnificent week on True Beauty, the Beauties learn what it’s like to undergo relatively low-pressure exercise that doesn’t involve a gym. Then, they have to shoot a video, ironically, about what “Natural Beauty” means to them. Yeah, I know, somebody hide their boobies (I’m looking at you, LLL). The Judges [...]

Today’s challenge? I make you all 98 degree MIX TAPES! This week on True Beauty, Nessie makes the Beauties pose with old people for a photo shoot. Eeew! She also makes them do terrible impressions of themselves for her own amusement. Who will bump heads? Who will throw a tantrum? Who will help an ugly [...]

This week on True Beauty, The beauties take action sports photos. America’s next top model fans beware, there are always those lame catches that make the contestants seem more “human,” like tests of “Compassion,” “selflessness” and…”non-dickheadishness.” Okay, I made up the “non-dickheadheshness. ” It’s not a word, just a state of mind. Mr. Caddywhompus is….TRUE [...]

****Our next gasm writer to take AI audition duty is the lovely and talented Mona. Enjoy! Hey all, Please welcome ME, MONAMONZANO, taking you on a magic tour bus through AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS: SAN FRANCISCO. Instead of a lot of LSD and other assorted hallucenogens, it’s voices. Good voices, bad voices. All brought to you [...]

Nessie, explaining quantum physics to Nole. This week, True Beauty, features Vanessa Hudgens, I mean Manillo, as a personality-less troll with some serious facial expressions and the kiddies get to give to cherity. And by charity, I mean someone besides Chelsea.

***And now please welcome home Monamonzano with True Beauty!! Can you see my soul? Well, it’s hot. The question True Beauty poses is: can beauty be measured by science? Yes. Can Douchiness? Science hasn’t progressed that far, folks.

The Class keeps getting Klassier here at Rock of Love: Charm School! This week, the ladies learn all about the fine art of lovin’ men…while lookin’ hideous. The girls get uglied up, go on speed dates with C list celebrities and shoot the shit in their ugly suits….and, of course, controversy reigns when the ladies [...]

This week on Charm School, the girls give back to the community by starring in PSAs. Seriously. This is your brain on Charm School.

In this episode, the girls put together weird little bands complete with manager, music director, creative directors and stylist. Unfortunately, they’re about as talented as you think they are. Throw some makeup on this kid and maybe a water bra and he could have won.

****Well, you guys have been sending your letters in begging for Charm School, and since we are in complete and total love with you, please welcome Monamonzano!! Yikes. Makeover time!

It’s finale time, folks! So we left Ronen at the Parke & Ronen shoot yelling at our heroine…I mean heroin Janice Dickinson of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Janice hangs up on pedophile Ronen, saying “The Israeli Army is strong but they don’t know Janice Dickinson.” Right. I love people who want to take on [...]

This week in the JDMA, Chandler picks on plussie Alana and Marty has a little chat about acceptance with the plussies. Plus Size Model Magazine comes and casts Alana and Ivory for a shoot and though Janice doesn’t like the idea, she brings FROOT LOOPS TO THE CASTING. FROOT LOOPS. The shoot is sloppy and [...]

Seven till Midnight pick models for their sexy Lingerie shoot, they want plus sized models, too, though, and Nathan brings in some despite an unwilling Janice. Xian harps about her weight and at the next shoot, gets excluded from the casting, a high-end underwear butt-enhancement designer’s shoot. Nadia, Dominic and Christian get this one, and [...]

This week on Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency: Merlin Castell comes in with whip in hand, picking models for his couture show. Crystal is called “too commercial” and Gremlin has difficulty with the models’ walks and looks. Chandler calls Traci a slut and Janice has a little chit-chat with him, an the next day Crystal is [...]

Another week of Janis Dickinson, another mystery as to how Kehoe exists…. This shoot features Timberlands and old Newspapers.