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Well, kids, this is it.  We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will find out how this is all supposed to go down. All of our clues thus far indicate that we will have superhero drag queens.  This should be a lot of fun, finally!  Their mini challenge [...]

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda’s shitty grasp on English/melty model mind led her to tell everyone that Brandi claimed to ride every half staffed peen in the BH, … I know dees ees lie. Che has no ride my peen. …Kathy Hilton opened up the Paris Second Hand Scabies Ridden Prom [...]

So, after much build-up, we have reached the mid-season finale… with promises of big reveals and even bigger egos… but personally, I feel let down. My fav part of the episode was the many (read, two) faces of Juliette… which will be provided throughout the recap.  We are back at the apothecary with Monroe, Renard, [...]

… Yes, Trishelle, it does vaguely resemble a television show. Pray tell, what do you think the big black boxy things you’re talking to are for?

OK, folks, I’ma level with y’all. My heart just isn’t really into this recap. It was my darling baby’s birthday this weekend. So…up until now, my time has been pretty jam-packed with real-life stuff. Also, because I stuffed myself sick last night and am suffering the worst food hangover of my life, I can barely [...]

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Lisa cries a lot and Scabby’s a bitch. Shocking, right?

To catch a catfish.

Smize What’s up, Gasmii?  Let’s get ready for another week of Arrow, and let’s please all cross our fingers for some hot shirtless mens.  Last week, Oliver got all the vigilante charges against him dropped by having Diggle pretend to be Arrow, Moira ostensibly removed Oliver from suspicion regarding the secret corrupt organization the Queen [...]

Last week, we lost our dear Latrice and Manila.  I’m very sad that they went home and not Alexis (and Yara).  Yara deserves to be there, but Alexis just doesn’t   I don’t think Yara understood that no one was pointing the finger directly at her last week on the runway, because she seemed pretty pissed. Our [...]

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, the inspiration comes from real everyday Americans. Which means there’s a lot of depression, Nazi jokes and hiding under tables. For more vlogcaps, redubs and gossip videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. Would you [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii!  Here we are again with Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  We’re down to just 7 dancers left.  We’ve got Lexine, Asia, Amanda, Brianna, Madison, Jordyn, and Hadley.  Last week, that whiny brat Elisabeth got sent home, and her witchy poo mother Erin had to pack her caboodle of Nyx cosmetics and hop a [...]

Greetings, Gasmii!  Are you ready for Thanksgiving?  More importantly, are you ready for the “early Black Friday” store openings at 8 pm on Thanksgiving Day?  I’m betting at least one person will get trampled in the continental U.S. this year.  Turkey makes you slow … all that tryptophan. Maybe you should eat ham next Thursday. [...]

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

What an ASSHOLE

This came up on Youtube for “Felonious Sapphic Blondes”.  Seems about right.  REVENGE works best when it keeps it simple.  The Graysons ruined Amanda Clarke’s life and she is going to ruin their lives. Unfortunately it takes more story to round out multiple seasons of an hour long drama than one woman fighting one family. [...]

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Jane takes the next step.

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Nene is big time, Walter gets a time out.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Failor gets drunk, David Foster gets pissed, and a friendship is wasted (and so is Failor).  Find my full written recap here. For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  For the fresh recap alerts and to talk trash with us, [...]

 “The beast was simply the Call of the Wild personified … which some natures hear to their own destruction.” The episode starts with a flashback of Hank during his early years on the job. He’s got a little Samuel L. Jackson, from Jackie Brown, sideburns going on… and I like it. He arrives at a [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle proved that she hasn’t killed the final nerves in her face yet by moving her brows a bit, … … Angels attended Lisa’s party in case Ken finally silent-farted himself to death, … Breathe through your nose and drink fast. He’s about to pass us. …and [...]

We open with Juliette being queen bee of the studio. She’s force-marching her band thru take after take of a song they already have nailed. The consensus between Deacon, the publicist (damn, I really need to find out her name if she’s going to be a recurring character!) and Goodman is that Juliette is avoiding [...]

Blair Warner’s got info and she’s not afraid to use it!

You know what I hate? When some damn hurricane screws up my life!! I had to rescue my son from the wilds of North Jersey. I wonder if the Gee-you-dee-chays waited in those gas lines. They don’t deserve gas. Anyway, I hope everyone affected is safe and sound. Welcome to Episode 4 of LATC, a [...]

Hello Gasmii Grimm fans… This was an all-Hank, all-the-time-except-when-Juliette-ruined-a-few-scenes episode. We start with seeing Hank, 7 years ago, as a uniformed officer, responding to a call for a loud fight at some house. He and his partner find two brothers… one dead, the other not quite. Hank catches the killer and assists in having him [...]

Hi, Gasmii!  Welcome to another crazy week of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition.  Sorry for the delay!  I was out of town and got super sick, so let’s get right to it. Previously on AUDC, Asia whined and should go home any minute, Kristie and Yvette were at it again, and we lost our dear boy [...]

Hello there, Gasmii and Arrow lovers!  Welcome back to our CW guilty pleasure.  I read that Arrow got picked up for a full season, so yay!  I assume that means 22 episodes, so hopefully the plot progression won’t slow down in the weeks to come.  Anyway, previously on Arrow,  Walter Steele discovered that Moira Queen [...]

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Aliens, Demons and Nazi’s. OH MY

Don’t. Open. The. Box.

This week on Project Runway All Stars, Joshua wears clothes from Merry-Go-Round, the idiot model host talks reeeeally sloooowly, and the gang vandalizes some models with a few cans of spray paint. To check out MrsMiaWallace’s recap of last week while you wait for the current full recap, click here.  For more, subscribe to our [...]

Happy Election Week, Gasmii!  I hope all your dreams came true, and if they didn’t, well, the 22nd Amendment ensures that The Big O is done for real in four more years. You’re welcome, Republicans! For those of you who watched SoA instead of election coverage, let’s do this!  Jax wakes up in Abel’s hospital [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Emma falls in love, meets a giant, and gets screwed. Not necessarily in that order.

We begin our week of Drag Race with the aftermath of last week’s send-home of Team Brown Flowers.  At least we’ll be able to figure out what the holy hell the queens are talking about now that Tammie is gone. Latrice realizes that it was her fault they were in the bottom 2, so she [...]

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