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On this glorious Sunday’s Big Brother, there’s a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English. GlamourShot

As someone who isn’t particularly a wizard with money, I maybe shouldn’t criticize the boyz of Buzzin’ for managing to screw the cash pooch two weeks in a row. But I just can’t help myself. This week, Warren loses and envelope filled with $5000. We’ve all done that before, right?!

***Letter From the Editor:ChickBomb’s real life has taken over and become too busy, so please give a warm round of applause to your new I Love Money recapper, BaileyQuarters!! Greetings, Gasmii! Faithful readers of the I Love Money recaps know this is ChickBomb’s territory, but since she needed to take a break for a bit, [...]

Good evening dearest gasmii, and welcome to another episode of the possibly-well-rated real-ality Bravo TV hair-styling competition show Shear Genius! This was a very exciting week in so many ways. I finally discovered what makes Exotic Nekisa so exotic… she is Iranian! And did you know that she was “Iranian Of The Day” on July [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen – we’ve made it! Tonight we find out who America’s Favorite Dancer is – Twitch, Katee, Joshua or Courtney?! Only one of them was right when they thought they could dance – because tonight they’ll find out that they, indeed, can dance when they win So You Think You Can Dance!! (Get [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, a giant sparkly pink bird hatches a fifty something year old hairdresser named Renny. Thanks giant sparkly pink bird! Suck it, Chita Rivera!

Narcissism Celebrated So apparently not enough people have complained to Bravo yet about how horrible this show is, so here we go with another episode of Date My Ex. After a quick look back at last week’s nightmare, we join Jo and her bimbette friends once again at Toast. Brunette Friend wants to know what [...]

Hey Gasmii, I hope you’re all having a great summer. You know, it’s often during these hot months when people decide to drop all logic or sense of humility and move out to LA to start an “acting career”. Some get into porn, some end up becoming trophy wives, some grow pot or sell coke, [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time… we are at the FINALE. We’ve come a long way. Many have fallen – but four have risen. Who will shine tonight?! Who will make that final stretch to become… AMERICA’S FAVORITE DANCER?!? Hold on to your britches, start chugging the Red Bull (I am) – because there’s four hours [...]

This week, Project Runway has the opportunity to show these Chinese Olympic security guards smashed up boobies and blows it! BOOOOOOO!!! I see knees! LET ME THROUGH!

There are many things that Pam Anderson has done in her career to prove she’s got talent, and she’s shown off those talents plenty. For instance, consider V.I.P. She showed she wasn’t just some bimbo who wore a swimsuit. She showed that she could pull off the hard-hitting world of, um, bodyguarding aided by a [...]

“Where’s my assistant? I need someone to unzip my fly so I can take a leak.” Hellllllo Gasmii! It feels so good to be back after 2 months of self-imposed recapping exile, and to be returning to a show as ripe for mockery as I Want to Work for Diddy. I love Diddy — he’s [...]

Last night on Big Brother, Jesus was marinated in the germs that cause bad breath. Get me some nails.

I bet the exec’s at FOX were fuming that Nigel wouldn’t whip the kids into another 8 group dances to fill 2 hours. Although I’m sure the kids were expecting it – this isn’t cable – it’s So You Think You Can Dance !

Does anyone remember that show Kid Nation that was on TV last fall? It was the one where 40 kids were sent to live in New Mexico and start their own town. And in the end, everyone learns that maybe it isn’t such a good idea to leave kids to fend for themselves because they [...]

Dear Crabby, How many boxes of tissues will it take to get through this final episode of The Baby Borrowers? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch, A lot, but if you tell anyone I admitted to that, I will cut you! -Crabby Well kids, we’ve come to the end of this season of The Baby Borrowers, [...]

Once upon a time, there were seven little stylists who went to the Shear Genius Cosmetology Academy… and they were each assigned very hazardous challenges… but *I* took them away from all of that… and now they work for me… my name… is J-Mo! “… dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss-dt-tss, dooo-de-dooooooo de doo-doo-doo dooo-de-dooooooo de doo-doo-dooooooooooo…” …yes, on tonight’s [...]

This week on Project Runway, Jennifer kicks Audrey Hepburn in the nuts. She deserved it!

Dear Crabby, I enjoy watching teen couples who are totally and completely in love 4-evah crash and burn and breakup. Am I a bad person? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Couch, Yes, and enjoy hell. I will save you a seat! But no worries, it’s a dry heat, like Phoenix. Also, I hope you taped the [...]

Eight dancers left and only 2 weeks to go until we have another “America’s Favorite Dancer” that can fade into obscurity and possibly become a choreographer on the very show that “made” them. Ladies and Gents – it’s… So You Think You Can Dance! During the dance intro’s I noticed something interesting…

I’m not going to launch into a big claptrap about how the reality TV genre changed the face of television forever (I’ll leave that to Communications majors with a thesis to write), but I will say this: it’s certainly good at making up new celebrities and pushing them on us. You’ve got your shows like [...]

This week on Project Runway, I accidentally freeze framed on Heidi welcoming us to the show and realized that she is a demon from Hell and is trying to make us all worship Satan. Fat people Hell.

Yes, this girl is very important, so pay attention. Okay so I have to admit that I never watched Jo or Slade or any combination of the two on The Real Housewives of Orange County, so I am going into Date My Ex completely blind. I do not have any preconceived notions of either one’s [...]

Evictions, evictions You’re so delicious I love you more Than all the competitions. It’s the Great PumpkinBot, Charlie Brown

At the end of last week’s episode, 4 girls stood before the judges in the casting office to see who would be sent home. They told Lauren she was just too young and not cut out for the role of Elle Woods. As she was dismissed, the three remaining contestants: Bailey, Autumn and Rhiannon, stopped [...]

Dear Crabby, Can you settle a bet I have with my friend? I think the being stung to death by killer bees and wasps is worse than a pre-teen sleepover, but he says bamboo under the fingernails while having his nuts hooked up to a car battery that ignites every so often would be worse. [...]

This week on Living Lohan, Dina finds more opportunities to dance while Slo’s locked in a big wooden room in the basement of the Palms. And then it started to rain frogs.

I have to apologize up-front for the brevity of the recap, but I had a friend in from out of town this weekend and some very important things to do. Why so serious?

Hello hair-hoppers! You know, there is an old saying in drag-queen circles that says “Never let ‘em see your penis… unless they pay extra, in cash, up front!”… and that really is an apropos statement in regards to tonight’s episode of Shear Genius, because there is so much genitalia exposed, you might think you’ve turned [...]

Lady Sensation’s guilty face. Hello lovers! Fluffy and I decided to run away together and be mermaids for a few weeks and now we’re back and better than ever. Or fatter. Either way, please don’t hate me. But I do like to be punished. Now you know. Let’s read on.

Last week on Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search for Elle Woods, we learned that it takes a little more than blonde hair to be a Broadway star in this show of shows. You also have to be a moderately talented singer and under 20 years old. And so Natalie, with her newly honey-colored hair [...]

Hello dolls, before we get to another diseased episode of I Love Money, let’s get to best news of the week – Rock of Love 3 is coming! What a relief! Really! There have been many frantic emails from me to Flippy in the past few months expressing my concern that the franchise wouldn’t return. [...]

Welcome back to another season of Project Runway! The last season ended about a week ago, but who’s gonna complain about too much gayness in the world? Not I. This look doesn’t leave Tim’s face the entire episode.

So dolls, this is it. The last episode of the Real World Holllywood. Wow, time sure flies when they half the season, doesn’t it? This week, there’s a mad dash to get the careers going, there’s a beat down at a club, Meathead returns and then we say goodbye. Grab your designer shades, and let’s [...]

We’re down to the final six couples! Wow – it seems (and feels) like it’s been forever. And since they crammed way too much into last week – the kids are starting to feel like those guests you love but just stay a liiiittle too long in your house. And these kids didn’t bring a [...]

Tonight on Big Brother, we find out everything we ever wanted to know about King Soloman and tar and feathering old people. Thanks, Grodner! And you thought I was slipping.

Yes, this is the world’s gayest gecko. It’s Do or Die week here on Celebrity Circus.. At least that’s what Pudgy Fatone is telling me. Oh, but it’s also Judgment Day according to Louie. But things here just aren’t what they used to be. Peter Brady had to drop out of the competition and now [...]

Dear Crabby, Where can I see toddlers terrorizing teens? -Couch Ass Groove Dear Groove, Once again, Baby Borrowers has all of your answers…and noxious defecation to boot! We do a quick recap of the previous Baby Borrowers and as my friend’s two year old niece sums up nicely: Blah, blah, blah. Get to the terrorizing!

And now. The conclusion. Of Hell’s Kitchen. So, Gasmii, we’ve come to the end of the road. Or to the final circle of hell. Does anyone else have a headache?

Flipit, Schoonie and FozzieBare here! We got together to watch the premiere of Big Brother Ten and man, how not disappointed were we! Welcome back, homies! Jerry’s stretching.