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Everyone needs to man up.

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones.  To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it.  Everyone wins when Sonja decides to [...]

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Five become four when a Graham Elliot signature dish proves too much for the minis

A concerted effort.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and Amber are terrible parents.  I’m sure none of this will change over the course of the final two episodes.  I could be wrong, but I’m never wrong soooo… Maci and Kyle talk about their birthday [...]

Recital time!

Amber’s not the flavor of the month.

In last week’s episode, Heather confronted Aviva about mocking Jacques’ flashy French accent.  Ramona was leaning over Heather’s shoulder to eavesdrop and got lit up like the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree because she thought they were talking about her.  It was probably the only two minutes of the season that she wasn’t being talked about [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” The episode starts where we left off last week, with Nick being attacked in the warehouse by the Mauvais Dentes. Scarface uses her Spiderman powers and scales the building so she can sneak in and [...]

A handless mannequin, an adorable prep cook, and a bonus ghost!

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” Good Morning! I hope everyone enjoyed last night’s episode as much as I did. I feel like it cleared up a lot of confusion in my cloudy mind (well, the episode and doing some homework [...]

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back.  After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.  Mario tries to take up for [...]

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Some things are NOT better the second time around

Before we begin, I have to say how proud I am that television is finally allowing gorgeous thin people who can barely form a sentence to have their own shows playing brilliant lawyers. We’ve come a long way, baby. Previously, One L Wil was sent packing. He came into the house as a flaming homosexual [...]

“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;” Bring back a Grimm quote… Unless this means that Juliette dies. We see a boat in the North Atlantic, it’s raining, and it is 10 days ago. Inside the boat we hear lots of banging and yelling from one of the shipping [...]

It ain’t easy being mean.

Remember how last Thursday’s episode was chock-full of filler? Well, this one is worse! These houseguests have become so insufferable, we actually spend almost half this episode interviewing people who aren’t in the house. And it is such a relief, to be honest. Things start off on a sour note, as Julie says we’ve reached [...]

Love is in the air. Well, for some people.

The blinders come off.

Rollin’ down the river.

Last week’s episode kicked off the holiday season in New York with plenty of boozy get-togethers, attempts to put wine-gate to rest, and a new holiday classic.  I’m curious if your opinions are changing about individual housewives.  Yes, no, maybe? Carole opens this week’s episode with a white elephant holiday party.  Everyone draws a number, [...]

We open tonight’s Big Brother with Joehawk yelling in the diary room. Unless it’s an apology for wearing a fauxhawk, yelling at me, or grossing me out with your tampon string facial hair, I’m not interested. Shhhh. Just shhhhh. He says that he’s not gonna be beat so easily! “Pack a lunch America, cuz we’re [...]

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April for his jail time, and Gary is still a dick. Debra, the abusive mother, is watching Sophia while Daniel takes Farrah to Austin.  Farrah whines that she misses Sophia and thinks the month without her [...]

Presenting The Black Team!

Lil Drunky instills discipline in her small charges.

An apple a day makes Jabby go nuts.

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Hey guys! Last week’s backdoor eviction of Janelle was MIGHTY shocking, wasn’t it? It was so wonderful to see the new kids thinking for themselves and taking the veterans along for a ride the whole time. Now that one of the most popular Big Brother players of all time had been kicked out, what sort [...]

Everyone is perfect! Except for the two who get eliminated.

Brookeback Mountain.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.

Karma, she is a bitch.

It’s eviction time! And a new HoH is crowned.