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Who needs cooking when you have catfights?

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

Everyone’s a bully. And replaceable. Also, this shit is fake.

Steve, you bastard, you just killed her fantasy.

Sexuality week on the Glee Project

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

Greetings, Gasmii! I’m stuck out of work for the rest of the week because all of my kidney issues ended up resulting in a hospital stay and some minor surgery. As a result, I can focus 100% on my recaps for you! That’s the silver lining in all of this. I also want to use [...]

“Sister Wives Tell All…the things you already know.” is the end of that sentence.

The latest in blood-feuds!

In Florida, Maci is sitting out on the balcony dressed up like Michael Jackson, spying on Ryan and Dalis.  Ryan and his friend Tyler are speculating as to why Maci decided to stowaway on their trip.  Apparently, Maci had texted Ryan and told him he’d have more fun with her down there than he would [...]

Hell’s Kitchen goes high fashion! Still!

With some coffee and Know Your Enemy playing in my head, let’s get going with this week’s episode.  Aviva and Carole are meeting Ramona for lunch, talking about their breakfast during their walk.  When Aviva says she has one hard-boiled egg every day, I picture her trekking off to Rich Wakile’s Jersey gas station for [...]

Return of the Bullies.

Bwahh! Why do I always pick the shows with a bajillion plot lines going on? Oh yes, I pick shows based on male nudity percentage, not ease-of-recap. Well, I certainly got enough man parts this week, so I guess all is forgiven. Anyway. Whew! There’s a lot of seemingly unrelated plot lines. How do these [...]

What a finale! There’s nothing like gathering around the TV with your loved ones to watch middle aged women hurt each other’s feelings for no good reason. It’s like a good ten car pileup, without that pesky HUMANITY. Aw, Real Housewives of Orange County, is it really over? Tamra got wasted and yelled at Brooks, [...]

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

The leopard print calm before the storm…

The most offal mystery box ever!

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

Greetings, Gasmii! First off, I want to apologize for the lack of a minicap this week and for this being up a little late. I was all set to watch the show on Wednesday night. Suddenly there was a stabbing pain in my abdomen and lower back. I spent the night in the ER only [...]

A sad, sad episode. No I’m totally kidding, it’s hilarious!

Spoons in June.

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

Two of the 426 unanswered questions are answered.

Dear TLC, way to phone it in twice this season.

Drag queens take over Los Angeles to make it a prettier place. Good luck with that.

It’s fiesta time!

First team challenge! Feed the Marines!!!

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

What is this–Barney’s Cuddly Purple Dinosaur Housewives?  The ladies are still playing nice, with the exception of LuAnn and Ramona in the park last week.  Even that ended with a handshake and no bloodshed, darn it.  The season preview promised mud slinging, screaming, and claws-out drama, so let’s hope these first three episodes are setting [...]

Gateway drugs.

Welcome to Real Housewives of New Jersey!  The first thing we hear is a jackhammer, and it’s accompanied by the Brown Smurf, resplendent in a wife beater.  He’s building a garage for all his equipment, including trailers.  But right now, “the backyard looks like a junkyard” Ter informs us cheerfully.  He regales her with images [...]

This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness.  Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself and her gaggle of friends along for the ride.  Kyle doesn’t care if Maci goes there, because he’s busy going [...]

Oh, wow.