POSTS TAGGED: recap

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

This peasant ain’t pleasant!

We return for the results show after an episode that made everyone question their worldview: Is Randy Jackson not the prolific wizard of vast musical knowledge that we’ve always thought? Could a guest mentor be a better judge than an actual resting-on-his-laurels-for-over-10-years judge? Yes and yes, but I still think Harry Connick Jr. is kind of a [...]

Make some noise for your Top Four! Wait – Top Four?  Oh, that’s right. Last week was an effing joke and nobody went home.   But Babyface (or someone who looks exactly like Babyface) is in the audience, so that makes up for last week’s disappointment. Glad I can see you again, Kenny (get it?). [...]

***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family as a recapper! I’ve been a long-time reader and I can’t wait to dig in and lend my brand of snark to Hells Kitchen! First, a quick re-cap of last week’s episode, “14 Chefs [...]

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Early morning, April 4… well, you know the rest.

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Everyone’s a victim this week.

Sexy modeling, tattoos, and purity rings.

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

“The demon came home, and he declared that the air was not clear. I smell the flesh of man.” Open with lady taking pics of hot and steamy rocks… make that a video… or she’s talking to herself as she describes the volcanic rocks… she uses a lot of rock words that I don’t understand, [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

Please make it stop.

  The one redeeming quality of this show is that I get to see someone’s heart shatter into a million pieces on live television when they learn that the most they have to look forward to is a three-minute song on a results show next season. Tonight, there were no redeeming qualities. Except maybe seeing [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

  Another week, another jaunt to the children’s hospital. When this show isn’t cringe-worthy or mind-numbingly boring, it’s downright depressing. The one bright spot is Amber’s new curly ‘do. I’m hoping next week she’ll appear with a nose implant to further her transition into Barbara Streisand.    Amber, never let them film your right side. [...]

Belle takes a dive into The Rabbit Hole

This is it folks. The end of the line. For Season 10. Unless you count next weeks OMG Episode and the 3 freakin’ reunion shows. Now I have to admit that a lot of shit went down this season. However I still do NOT see the need for a 3 part reunion. Last season we [...]

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

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Let it all hang out.

New York, New York.

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Porsha’s last cry

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s new show premiered on E! last night. I had planned on writing a long recap of it, but, well, basically it would just be curse words strung together and random spacing from where I banged my head on the keyboard as I watched. Less than a minute in, I realized that [...]

Last week was the clutch punch heard round the world, and now it’s time for the ladies to have a big slice of humble pie with a steaming cup of tell the T. Mariah and Toya are going to get tsk-tsk’d by the who’s who of Atlanta tonight, and I do feel bad for them. [...]

I just can’t stop smiling

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Just a note that last Friday’s Grimm was preempted by the kick-ass work of all the law enforcement groups that took care of Boston. Although I would have loved to see Sgt. Wu work his magic there too. It will be played this coming Friday, instead.  I was going to recap the capture of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, [...]

Hey Gasmii! I have to be honest: I thought this week was the season finale. I wrote this long, beautiful paragraph summarizing all the things about this season that we loved and hated, but then realized soon enough that we have one more week of this to get through. Guess I’ll just save it and [...]

Welcome back, loyal viewer! The show starts with a pre-recorded video of the Top 5 talkin’ ’bout issues and how crazy-cool-medallions it is that they made it to the top five.  A few of them sneak in comments about how it was “America” that voted for an all-woman group. Seems a little fishy that AI [...]

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

  I’ll leave who the stupid hoe is up to you, but in my opinion, spelling the ebonics pronunciation of “whore” like a garden tool certainly qualifies one for the honor. So, there was an argument on the show last night. I’m not entirely sure what the argument was about – someone claimed they disagreed [...]

Val Kilmer weighs 180 pounds. That’s why it’s called fantasy people!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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