POSTS TAGGED: recap

Do we like any of these people?

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With only two weeks until the wedding, there’s still tons of stuff to tackle. Knowing  how to hook an audience, yet another episode opens with K.J.–the cutest baby on television.  Kim and K.J. are in the [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

Trying to recap two season finales airing on the same night is insanity, Gasmi!  So, my apologies for the delay, but since we have THREE FREAKING HOURS of TV to discuss, I figured it was better to get the other recap out of the way first.  Hopefully you’ll feel that this one was worth the [...]

Joan Crawford: “these bitches are wack.”

Grab those hankies and say goodbye to the Ladies of the Lane.

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

Gosh, you’d think Elizabeth was the virgin in the house!

Series finale part one! Save your tears for part two, kids.

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

True Love Conquers All. Or Does It?

Fight Club.

Not getting any easier.

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

Previously… Theon has Winterfell, Joffrey has poop and slap on his face, Jon has a hot firey-haired prisoner, Shae has tantalizing breasts, Arya has one more death to give, Daenerys… does not have her dragons. And HERBERT’S STILL ALIVE! This week’s episode is titled “A Man Without Honor”, which could pretty much refer to any [...]

Finale & Reunion Time!

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming fast and furious! THE SOLSTICE PARTY has now joined the club. And based on the events of this week, we will now have THE POOL PARTY in the mix. Also making a brief cameo this [...]

The Poopy Plan

PottyMouth and Flipit join forces for the season finale! Join in!

Eden demonstrates more of her innate talent.

OK, you guys. Ready to go around the world? In 80 plates? Does that title make any sense whatsoever? Firstly, let’s discuss the ridiculous amount of cooking shows on the boob tube right now. Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Iron Chef (original and America), Chopped, Food Network Star, Rachel Ray (all 10 of her shows), [...]

Survival of the Bitchiest.

Kim and Kroy are planning their once-in-a-lifetime-this-time wedding, so it’s time to check in for more wig-tastic adventures.  In prior episodes, we’ve been along for the ride while Kim searched for her dream dress, the cake, the rings,  met with her wedding planner and the bottom of the money well.  There’s no rest for the [...]

Antepenultimate episode goodness.

Jackie gets served!

What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!

There are only four weeks until the wedding and the time has come for Kim to make her list and check it twice.  Last week, the Biermann family came to Atlanta for a visit and to meet K.J. for the first time.  Now that the home invaders have left, it is time to hit the [...]

And we’re back….for part two of the season twenty finale. At the end of the first hour Team Second Chance (Ralph and Vanessa) was Philiminated. Boo hoo. Moving on! Who’s IN? WHo has a chance to win a million dollars: Team Blowup (Dave and Rachel) Team Boy Guns (Art and JJ) Team Reality (Rachel and [...]

Vicki throws herself a pity party.

Next time, try Midol.

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

The Amanda Clarke Edition

The Road to the Finale

So The Amazing Race meets Top Chef on ‘roids?

Top 200 here we come!!!

Looking at baby names from T&T all in one place is as scary as you thought it would be.

What the hell is Lampinelli thinking in this pic?

You can’t get better than this!

Regina invites us to taste her forbidden fruit!

Winning.