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Amanda leads the ladies into the final frontier: Texas BBQ.

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

Kim should have let her mom get that Bjork get-up after all

The air gets cleared. Not that it helps.

The party’s over.

Bitchin’.

Or…Pinocchio Says Phuket

It Hurts My Feelings When I’m Selfish

It’s almost over.

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

Carlos and Gabby fight because it’s an episode of this show.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

Well, friends, here we are at the end of our amazing six-week journey. I feel like I’ve grown a lot and learned so much. Five things I’ve learned from watching Brooklyn 11223: 1. There is a trucker hat for every occasion 2. The right girl can earn $6,000 in one night without sucking dick (supposedly) [...]

The dreaded zapper emerges!

Birds duet, bees duet…

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

FINALLY!

In which flying diarrhea gets the war flowing again.

Not as bad as the last episode!

Cry Babies, Dumb Asses, and One Nasty Ass Bitch

The wig’s not really falling off. It’s making a mad dash for the subway.-BSL #DontBeTardyfortheWedding Recap #url#

Kim Z gets more time on your TV!

Resuuuuults

It’s the Etch-a-Sketch episode.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, BelowSeaLevel! Consider yourself invited!  Kim’s getting hitched and it’s sure be filled with glitz, glam, and cleavage. But, you bitches better not be late! Yay!  Big Poppa 2.0′s gonna put a ring on it!   Kim and Kroy have found their dream home and their newborn, K.J., [...]

Now you did gone and went too far!

Finding that work/life balance!

Who saw this coming?

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

What a bunch of babies

How the Curse Got It’s Groove

In which we learn that people prefer Charles Manson to Eden Wood by a ratio of 95 to 1. Also, Fran is a hateful harridan. Again.

Wow. Up is down and down is up. Contestants that have consistently given the suck turned it around tonight and, dare I say, the good contestants bit the green weenie.

Quitting rehab: always a good idea!

Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

Plus… a mystery guest!

More unpleasantness from the so-called E-Team.

OMGEEEZ I’m so excited! I’m watching TV or a real TV and it looks soooo good! And my recaps gonna be posted at a reasonable time! Previously… look at my recap, cause I just posted it on Saturday. Heads in saddlebags, gross sex, betrayal, imprisonment, dead children and so forth. Dude, the map looks so [...]