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Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

Plus… a mystery guest!

More unpleasantness from the so-called E-Team.

OMGEEEZ I’m so excited! I’m watching TV or a real TV and it looks soooo good! And my recaps gonna be posted at a reasonable time! Previously… look at my recap, cause I just posted it on Saturday. Heads in saddlebags, gross sex, betrayal, imprisonment, dead children and so forth. Dude, the map looks so [...]

And the winner is…

Douchezan versus the world!

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Abotage!

Never forget the Patio Poodle!   This recap/review/analysis could go one of several ways: 1) Do I LOVE it, without criticism? Talk up the show’s very cool twists and turns? Praise the performances? Admire SMG’s general loveliness? Give a thumbs up to the sheer brilliance of the costume department? 2) Do I call BULLSHIT? I’m [...]

Pride almost takes down Hillside Park Memorial’s church musical, but flinging mud saves the day.

Camping with room service.

On the road.

Wherein we learn Michael was a Geisha

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

Eden displays her multi-faceted talents.

The light at the end of the long vag…tunnel.

Troyzan Takes On The World

Victoria grasps at straws. And sausages.

Jackie digs up the past.

Ragin’ Cajun Love

Going back to Cali, Cali, Cali.

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

Hurricane Nene

Same shit, different states.

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

Topics in not okay reproduction: incest and post-birth abortion.

When preachers take their cues from a 90′s Salt N’ Pepa track, the results are bound to be shocking!

Tastes like chicken. Wings that is.

Everyone is in limbo.

Sex toys and boys!

Heather’s throwing another “activity” party.

Jackie finally goes too far.

What you do when your butt is riddled with buckshot. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Immunity or Food? Which would YOU choose?

Positively 4th Place.

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

I blame Wynonna.

Fight club