POSTS TAGGED: recap

You don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Sally’s plan doesn’t go horribly awry.

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Welcome to the tea party!

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Life After Merge

Death by 1000 Princess cuts.

****Please welcome back our long lost Lost recapper! ACK!! LOVE YOU, GIRL! We open on Memorial Day weekend, 1966. A bunch of privileged assholes, whose shabby office space shows it’s not the bright and shiny Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, decide to throw water bombs at the cast of The Help. This is pre-Occupy Wall Street [...]

Brooklyn Ho’s

I’m vallegirl and I approve this message.

Tabs makes Princess Kim see the light.

Nip/Tuck.

The winner will shock you! Actually, no, it really won’t.

Your momma would not be proud.

Hey Gasmii, As soon as I read about this show I immediately lobbied to recap it because it sounds AMAZING. I just hope it lives up to its trashtastic promise. (So far the jury is still out.) Christie and Joey Lynn are twentysomethings from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn who have been best friends since grade school. [...]

Strange emotions surface within!

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.

There are going to be some pretty good movies this year. These aren’t them

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

One Meatball stands alone.

What the hell is this picture?  Just found it.  Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it.   We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]

Country singing, ring shopping, divorce stopping

Alone again, naturally.

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

Justice is served?

The winner will SHOCK you.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

Ready to find out who “A” is?

Snow’s gonna knock you out

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Karma!

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?

Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.

Well, boat therapy.