Death by 1000 Princess cuts.
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****Please welcome back our long lost Lost recapper! ACK!! LOVE YOU, GIRL! We open on Memorial Day weekend, 1966. A bunch of privileged assholes, whose shabby office space shows it’s not the bright and shiny Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, decide to throw water bombs at the cast of The Help. This is pre-Occupy Wall Street [...]
The winner will shock you! Actually, no, it really won’t.
Hey Gasmii, As soon as I read about this show I immediately lobbied to recap it because it sounds AMAZING. I just hope it lives up to its trashtastic promise. (So far the jury is still out.) Christie and Joey Lynn are twentysomethings from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn who have been best friends since grade school. [...]
There are going to be some pretty good movies this year. These aren’t them
The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.
What the hell is this picture? Just found it. Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it. We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]
Country singing, ring shopping, divorce stopping
The winner will SHOCK you.
The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)
Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?
Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.
It’s just a SLIGHT twist on that old tale… Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…so that I can chop it off, string it on my violin bow, then violently drown you in the tub. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of, ladies. We are getting SO CLOSE to the season finale of Alcatraz, guys!! [...]
You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]
Someone died last week. Commence requisite flashback episode.
See why I call her ‘half-pint?’ Seriously…it’s amazing that her tiny hand can even wrap around that glass. Hey guys! Well, we’re winding down to the season finale of Alcatraz…or maybe I should say ‘winding UP,’ since it looks like the producers are starting to chuck some serious revelations our way. Last night’s episode – [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]