POSTS TAGGED: recap

Baby in peril…OH NOES!

Flesh-icious Moments

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a ninja, but you can’t fight homely. …a Cheeto fart from Chunk couldn’t bring Austin Scarlett O’Scare down,…. Smells like success! And the crafts services table! …and dumping glow in the dark paint all over [...]

Bum-Puzzled is just another word for Dumbass

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Willam’s boat is pretty.

The top 13 perform. Sorta.

And what, exactly, are you shining that light at, missy? After being pre-empted for a rain-delayed NASCAR race, Alcatraz was back this week with a vengeance – and two new episodes! This recap covers the first of those episodes, ‘The Ames Brothers’ – I will be posting a second recap covering the episode ‘Sonny Burnett’ [...]

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us to Facebook and back. It was a hell of a week last week.  First the hacking, then Davy Jones died.  LOVED him!  Total first crush.  And then one of my cats, who has an autoimmune [...]

Nothing sneakier than a 6-foot bald dude wielding a giant wrench. Heeeeeyyyyyyy Gasmii!! Did you miss me last week? I missed me last week – I’d much rather write an Alcatraz recap than have to watch even 30 seconds of a damn NASCAR race. Which I kept having to do, just to make sure that [...]

Control M for Miserable!

More Montauk this week!

The queens get schooled on their herstory.

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill in! Please welcome TheProfessor to the gasm family! Hidelihodeli, Gasmerinis! Unfortunately, our beloved PottyMouth couldn’t make it this week. Express kidnapping, I was told.  But don’t worry, we should have the ransom of twelve door [...]

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

Raccoons don’t care about your existential BS.

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.

Happy days are here again.

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

Is there a quick fix for crazy?

Everyone’s tortured.

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

Chad’s professional.

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

The Charming/David divide continues to grow

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Lizards and orchids and spiders oh my!

More questions, never answers.

End of Africa courtesy of RHOA.

Some stuff happens then…hello, stranger!

Bad Choices At The Ticket Booth

Some people have ‘em, some ARE them, others? BOTH

Negative Nellies.

More irrefutable proof that Jonathan Nolan reads my recaps.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Everyone’s life is going to hell.

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a restaurant while Tamra is bawling to Eddie outside that she can’t stand it when he touches Vicki. “She’s so gorgeous, I just know you’re going to leave me for her any second!” Yeah, someone can’t [...]