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Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

Gun shy

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.

Bishop’s back!

Cast for her impressive ability to lie utterly still, just like Clooney’s wife in The Descendants. Seriously…wouldn’t you be bummed to find out you’d been cast as George Clooney’s wife, and then you spend the entire film lying in a hospital bed with your eyes closed, not uttering a single word? At least Parminder Nagra [...]

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Party City showgirls

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Maya gives us many more reasons to hate her. MANY.

Sniff…

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Big Mess in Texas

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people just need a three plus hour telecast to make sure everyone can watch them do it

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I don’t even celebrate the stupid occasion for more than five minutes, myself. I woke up on Tuesday, briefly murmured ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess,’ to my husband, and then promptly forgot all about it. [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

A series of unfortunate events

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

Chocolate, flowers, and being a boozy whore. Yup. It’s Valentine’s Day, all right.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Costume drama.

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Don’t go getting too attached to THIS handsome fella… Yes indeed, it’s yet another True Blood alumnus…you may remember the gentleman above as Eggs, Tara’s ill-fated beau – this dude just can’t catch a break. Get it? Eggs, break – nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. (sorry) Well, Gasmii – if you’re anything like me, you’ve been hoping [...]

Love is the drug

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

Previously on Grimm! That’s right, we’ve got enough plot threads in play to get a “Previously on Grimm” reminder at the start of this episode. To jog our collective memories, we’re reminded of the fact that a refrigerator repair-beaver wigged out when he found out that Nick is a Grimm: We’re also reminded that this [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Everyone wins Worst in Show

Never work with kids.

The truth, much like a punch to the crotch, hurts.

They say the neon lights are bright…

Is it stunt casting if no one knows who the kid is?