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Can I have more Colette?

Kim explains it all

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Do you wanna know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

    Welcome back, fellow person who still watches American Idol.   So how does one go from the Top 3 to the Bottom 2 in one week? The performances weren’t any more cringe-worthy than they’ve been in the past. If the producers were indeed ballot-stuffing yesterday, I can’t say I blame them. The show [...]

Patriotic Booty.

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

  Welcome back, glitter fairies and unicorns and other things found in Ryan Seacrest’s underpants. This week, the Idol producers responded to the resounding criticism on the internet that all they play is Old Ass Music™ by deeming tonight Burt Bacharach Night. Before we dive into those groovy feel-good tunes, we have to revisit the [...]

Love, Survivor Style

Phaedra and Kenya are still at it

We need a fainting couch STAT!

I really liked this episode. Hopefully my recap will live up to it, because it’s one where it may have been more interesting to watch, than it will be to read about. We start “Six Months Ago” and a husband and wife are getting ready for a formal evening out, but the husband is screaming [...]

pleasenearest please welcome your newest Recapper, Elvisgrr!!  Episode 2:  Docs with Docks Before we start, I must admit this one had completely slipped by me. Married to Medicine? How is that possible? Oh, okay, tonight’s episode is called “Mistress of Medicine”. This I get…I once had a brief fling with Oxycontin  so I can dig it. [...]

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa personally hand over the $400,000+ check to St. Jude’s reps this ep? Meanwhile, in the Hurt Feelings Trump Suite, no one is whining about themselves while waiting to see which Team Power members return from [...]

This JUST happened.

Pleaselettherebebarfing… pleaselettherebebarking… PLEASElet therebebarfing!

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Hey Gasmii! We’ve made it so far in this hot mess of a bad idea of a group season. (BTW, thanks for putting “hot mess” into the lexicon, Christian Siriano. There’s now even a burger at Jack in the Box called the Hot Mess Burger. At least Project Runway can truthfully claim that it’s had [...]

  As you can see from the photo above, the dress code the producers issued to the judges was “Evening Gowns or Ratty T-Shirts from Urban Outfitters.” Nicki, always the rebel,  refused to comply. I hope they make her smell Laz’s pits for punishment. The Top 7 perform “Somebody To Love” by Queen. Sounds like [...]

Asian Invasion

 ”Wonder if Cee Lo makes more than I do?”   It’s been a long hard week of excluding Lazaro from group activities save for the occasional cruel practical joke where he’s the target (you know you’d do the same), but the finalists are ready to roll for Rock Week.  That’s right – Rock. No ballads, [...]

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a launch party for Black Forest 2. A lot of young people are dancing while [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? Jennie Garth, call your agent! I want 10%!). We know this because Declan is carving a pumpkin! That’s why they keep him around, guys – holiday decorating. Six weeks have passed and we are [...]

It’s like coming home…

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only an hour, strangely.  I don’t live in the U.S. right now, so I didn’t watch this live and can only assume that the network halved The Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday because he needed to talk [...]

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show (a Masquerade Ball – yes please!), but it also one of its strangest episodes.  Did anyone find the whole thing very dark?  Fitting perhaps for the Halloween-themed episode and definitely appropriate for the Masquerade [...]

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the contestants all “come from different backgrounds.” Yeah, they come from all different backgrounds besides the white male kind of background. Way to pat yourselves on the back for your behind-the-scenes race and gender orchestration [...]

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey Robinson is in the building, looking younger and fresher than Mariah Carey on her 43rd birthday. Vitamin C serum, people. I’ve been saying it for days (since I saw it on Dr. Oz). I [...]

Phillip’s Phantasy World

Hola Gasmii!  The Voice returned last night with the second part of what is sure to be 32 parts of blind auditions.  While the talent level is still extremely high, it’s Bizarro day at The Voice in that 1) the country wannabe didn’t go with Blake; 2) the guy who crooned Maroon 5 didn’t pick Adam; [...]

Yawn.