POSTS TAGGED: recap

The new girl may actually have money.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring

Hi, Gasmii!  I’m so excited that I get to recap the best part of AI … Hollywood Week!  We’ve been promised blood, tears, an angry mom rushing somewhere from backstage (presumably to kick Randy in the nads) and someone falling off the stage.  Bring the pain, Twink!  Actually, what I discover after watching this hour [...]

Never trust rich, blond twins.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Jill and art of ass-kissing.

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

Thursday, February 9th   Nobody does the Seal Pump like the Chukchi. Wipeout (ABC, 8 pm) Contestants encounter Garry the Eskimo as they tackle the Arctic Circle. The Inuit Cultural Education Association already has already filed a complaint with ABC concerning Garry’s dress and behavior “designed to encourage misleading stereotypes.” Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 9 pm) [...]

Not like THAT, dirty-bird. Sheesh. Hiya, Gasmii! Are you all ready to dive into episode 5 of Alcatraz? Do you have a snack handy? Did you go to the bathroom already? ‘Cuz I am NOT turning this car around once we get started. This week, we were treated to a bit more back story on [...]

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!

People are strange.

The dark & mysterious side of Hoyt Fortenberry. True Blood alert! That’s right – for once I referenced a show that isn’t Lost. I DO watch other things! How’s it hanging, Gasmii? Y’all sticking with me here? Very interested to hear your thoughts on our latest episode of Alcatraz… Episode 5 – “Guy Hastings” – [...]

Badonkadonk

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

The Smalls VS. The Talls

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Bully for me! Hello everyone. I’d like to throw in a belated thank you to PennyDreadful for the shout-out last week. I’m sorry – I did not see it sooner! But I think that everyone should go right now and read the Tabatha recaps. I’ll wait. Okay. Now back to OUR warm and fuzzy show. The [...]

Finch has met his match.

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Maya? This recapper.

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Bridget gets banged

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the return episode of RINGER.  Only one word could accurately sum up how grateful I was to see the show back.  Only one word could symbolize all that is great and good about RINGER.  I [...]

The shade! The shade of it all!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

I’m kind of a bitch! Wow, Gasmii, that was kind of an intense episode. At first I couldn’t decide if I liked Lesley* because she called Christi out and spoke her mind or if I thought she was just kind of an asshole. By the end of the hour I was leaning towards the latter. [...]

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming.  However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]

Hey, it’s Alexander Skarsgard with a terrible haircut! Ok, it’s not, we only wish. Hey-howdy-hey, Gasmii! Did you tune in for Alcatraz last night? Or were you too busy watching The Bachelor (aka Floppy-Haired Simpleton Dates Whiny Bitches)? Trust me, guys – TiVo that shit and get your ass over to the island, cuz this [...]