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Friday, January 20th Shark Tank (ABC, 8 pm) NBA champion Bill Walton helps a triathlete pitch his idea for a unique water bottle. He wears a Bottle Boy suit. Oh, Bill. Star Wars: Clone Wars (Cartoon Network, 8 pm) Obi-Wan enters a prison, disguised as a convict, in order to extract information; Obi-Wan must work [...]

Everyone wants to be the pretty girl at the ball. Well, the time has finally come, Gasmii. We’ve waded through a myriad of pretenders to the (Lost) throne, from the campy and ultimately un-fulfilling V to the tepid and unfocused The Event, all in the hopes that one day, somehow, we would find a show [...]

The Pig is in da house!

Well it’s back! Digging up alllllllll the freaks from the nooks and crannies of Savannah, Georgia. What an extravaganza this show has become! Such pageantry! My only regret is that the freak parade was a little light this episode. I wish they would have focused on the freak-a-zoids a little more, but I guess there [...]

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Bree, you ignorant slut!

Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!

Some mothers eat their young.

Week 3 of The Bachelor opens with the girls arriving in San Francisco, where Ben currently lives.  He sits down with his sister, Julie, and tells her about a few of the women: Lindzi, Kasie B., Courtney, Emily, and Jennifer.  Ben proclaims Jennifer the best kisser.  Julie is nervous the girls will break her brother’s [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Gordon whips an Atlanta BBQ joint into shape.

A thrilling Alcatraz prison cell! (Don’t worry, guys – the show is MUCH classier (and more exciting) than the real Alcatraz.) Howdy, Gasmii!! After a hefty holiday break, I think we’re all ready for some quality television viewing, don’t you agree? Unfortunately, it’s MIDSEASON – typically seen as the time of year when weak-ass pilots [...]

Mother’s a bitch.

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

This week was a nice reprieve from bitches beating each other up. We got to learn more about Big Ang(elo) and how she rolls with the Goodfellas. I have to say, I am loving her so hard right now it is not even funny. I want to go to her house for breakfast after a [...]

New Season, Same Jabby.

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.

Precious Moments

There’s a new sheriff in town. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Whoever owns rights to The Women should totally sue this sad excuse for a salon. Also, there’s a drunk and it’s not Sandra Lee (surprise!)

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

This week’s episode of The Bachelor starts out with Ben bringing all of the women to Sonoma and showing them where they will be staying/fighting for a while.  Ben feels lucky and wonders what his late father would think about all of these women who are, according to Ben, both beautiful and smart.  Where he [...]

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Spending time together, separately.

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Kyle stirs eggs in Hawaii.

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

Mike has his shirt off. A lot. That’s really all that matters.

The battle for the next recapper slot begins!

Monday, Jan. 9 The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Twelve bachelorettes try out for a community theater production written by children. That’s totally meta, considering that the Bachelor’s story arcs are written for children. Antiques Roadshow (PBS, 8 pm) A 1960 first edition copy of “To Kill a Mockingbird”; collection of bronzes; rare 1924 Gibson F-5 [...]

When a high school girl turns up dead, H50 finds themself in an investigation that will “steel” the show!

Kourtney coupons, Kim and Kris question sexuality, and Scott defiles a piano.

Saturday, Jan. 7 My Cat From Hell (Animal Planet, 8 pm) A cat named Kleo keeps Tim from proposing to his girlfriend. Kleo has no opposable thumbs. How much control over Tim can she possibly have? Cops (Fox, 8 pm) A homeless man refuses to leave the handicap stall in a store bathroom. Who can [...]

Chelsea and Randy meet at a diner and luckily, Journey doesn’t kick on at the jukebox

Friday, Jan. 6 E! News! (E!, 7 pm) A team of reporters cover television, film and music, as well as the celebrity party scene. Is Jessica Biel pregnant? Is Justin Timberlake the father? Aren’t Ryan Seacrest’s teeth shiny tonight? Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to Iowa to help [...]

New host, new judges, same ole crazies.