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Reese rethinks saving Carter’s life last week.

Rats vs. Richies vs. Ravers

KIDS GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN…wait, no they don’t…whew!!

This might be payback for all the praying. Juss sayin’.

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Vivien gives birth and Ben sees the light

Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and for all that Carter is more of a menace than Elias, patchouli-wearing hippies on a bus and crabs combined. Before that, Reese stops by the library and after snooping around and finding an embarrassing photo of [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Tim Allen murders Santa and takes over.

Things are heating up!

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Exsqueeze ME? Exsqueeze YOU!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

All I want for Christmas is a set of chiseled abs attached to a sensitive man.

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Chantel aims for revenge and strikes out

Boys And Battle Raps

Raver rats and pigs who are actually pigs

Christmas was weird in the 60s.

We never promised it would be funny.

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

Pimps his holiday line – for AIDS!

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Whose Vegas sucks more?

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

When another group of kids get Kidnapped, McG and crew save the game again.

Yes, it’s the family visit. Hoo-rah.

Atlantic City: Same as it ever was.

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

Carter’s like “fetch.” She’s just not going to happen.

Love and Other Catastrophes

Crushing the spirits of children since 2011.

HOLY. CRAP.

They really want us to love Carter.

Because electronica on a singing show is a GREAT idea.

This JUST happened.

I like big guns and I cannot lie