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She seems like a genuinely nice person. A nice person with hair that smells like dead poop. Come to think of it, her hair kinda looks like dead poop too.

A safari!

Sometimes dreams do come true.

A new show to love!

Rehab is back!

Minicap of Masterchef Mystery Box #2

Bentley’s back and the boys are bummed about it.

Rage. Blinding White Hot Rage.

Interview with a pageant vampire.

Someone’s about to start singing for their supper.

The first team challenge of the year, and another one bites the dust.

In this episode of Bridezillas, we have a bull elephant marrying a longhaired hyena. It’s becoming increasingly difficult to find what’s unique in each terrible person they cast, because they all run in the same vein of terrible. But the South has no shortage of awful hags who want to get married, so the show [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write for Celebrity Rehab Season 5, I will be earning myself more HELL points. Every word will bring me one step closer to fiery damnation, but who else is going to poke fun at the disease [...]

If you thought season three of True Blood was a head-scratching, wild ride, then you ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

The Cat’s Out of the Bag Edition

A new Challenge is upon us!

End of shift drinks

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

One of my favorite stars ever comes and she is so lovely! Oh the show? Who cares about that?

I don’t like the outcome of this.

The only thing more mysterious than this episode is the meat.

This week things start moving at lesbianing fast speed.

How do you shut this thing off?

No really, we’re done.

The sadistic a-holes at Bravo make everyone write raps

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

True love found in the parking lot of a check-cashing store.

That’s one hour I can’t get back.

Showdown!

SQUEEEEE

Another episode, another bitchy bride. It seems there is no shortage of crazed women who are on a warpath to the altar. This time on Bridezillas, tensions mount as yet another lady runs into obstacle after obstacle on her journey to the altar. All these women want to do is get married, “why it gotta [...]

The top twenty get paired off and perform for your votes

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

The Bench Warmer Edition

The second time around is not a charm.

I am so hungry now!

Too much talky not enough choachy…