POSTS TAGGED: recap

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Go Sally! I don’t know if I could have been happier with this week’s episode.  Sorry guys, but I felt the last episode dragged so badly and was so pointless, I was getting a little sad about the state of our REVENGE.  But just like life, things actually happen when you least expect it.  And [...]

Porsha is comportionately perturd.

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best name ever. Even a guy named Banana Joe thinks these bitches are crazy On to business. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode. I feel like this show is devolving [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

 Puppy!  And pre-pubescent matrimony! Well thank God, that happened.  All of it.  Actual plot movement – as in the storylines actually progressing!  Before the two week break, I have to admit this show just about did me in.  I felt like everyone was talking in circles and nothing was happening, but “Union” went a long [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

Hey Gasmii! Can you believe it’s the season finale already? I feel like just yesterday I was ignorant to the practice of mudding and was unacquainted with the one-of-a-kind (thank goodness) Shain Gandee. Since last week, BUCKWILD has been renewed for a second season, so it won’t be long until I’m back with you recapping [...]

Don’t cross the streams!

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Much ado about nothing.

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s brother looking a bit WP prag material? Check it: Oui ou Non?  So we open to something I cringed through – Juliette and Rayna performing Wrong Song to in some McStadium. Rayna’s pretty much taking [...]

This JUST happened.

Good morning Gasmii! Are you all enjoying this show as much as I am?  No?  Eh, it’s hard to really get involved when YOU KNOW they are just gonna be giving people the boot right and left.   And they’re NICE about it.  To their faces at least. The most amusing part of the whole endeavor [...]

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

Studio Blues.

Online dating at an international crossroads.

It’s severe up in here.

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]

Tale of two asses.

If you have some time!

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like!  This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder [...]

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in a Boston burb with Tom, a restaurant owner who bought the Olde Hitching Post restaurant for his daughter, Andrea. His dream is to hand it over to her and secure her future, which would be [...]

Whale sings the body electric

This is how we duet.

The Bizarro Episode

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Stallion meets donkey.

WTF?

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

Is Revenge getting desperate? “Collusion”? Maybe “Delusion” would be a better title? We wake up in bed with Emily having some sort of fever dream – she’s having sex with Aiden, but then he’s Daniel! OMG, you guys! She’s conflicted! But is she really – because she loves Aiden? But now she wakes up to [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Angry Aiden – I mean he looks good, I guess? Well, if they were going to all take a vacation – I wish it would have been a bit more festive. More along the lines of royal wedding in Moldavia. Although that ended badly, didn’t it? All in all, I can’t say I understood anyone’s [...]