POSTS TAGGED: recap

The Bizarro Episode

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Stallion meets donkey.

WTF?

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

Is Revenge getting desperate? “Collusion”? Maybe “Delusion” would be a better title? We wake up in bed with Emily having some sort of fever dream – she’s having sex with Aiden, but then he’s Daniel! OMG, you guys! She’s conflicted! But is she really – because she loves Aiden? But now she wakes up to [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Angry Aiden – I mean he looks good, I guess? Well, if they were going to all take a vacation – I wish it would have been a bit more festive. More along the lines of royal wedding in Moldavia. Although that ended badly, didn’t it? All in all, I can’t say I understood anyone’s [...]

Yes, dearest gasmii, I am a terrible person. It’s true, just look up my CSIS file (I’m a national disgrace). But I’m also a working mom (like there is any other kind?) so my free time is limited to bathroom breaks and I don’t quite get wifi in the can. Luck has struck in the [...]

“The real dance moms are here.”

Kevin’s back, tell your friends.

Belle proves that brains beat brawn. Well, most of the time.

Restaurant Wars. Plus, Padma Sucks.

Cell phones are overrated.

Wow – this video is more significant than I thought.  RIP Adam Yauch Coming for the Sabotage! Due to the Golden Globes experience and some personal, familial issues, I am going to take a different take on the recap this week. Let’s do the most ridiculous/significant moments from this episode: Voiceover/Title Name Explanation: FAIL Really? [...]

Upping the “IN10SITY”.

I’m here for you money, uhh I mean honey.

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

Crossing the picket line

Esther ugly cries.

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

There’s nothing like getting screwed by family

Well Nev is rolling in enough dough to be lounging around ordering the “premium package” for his new television.  For doing this!  Introducing desperate people and liars to each other!  At least get off the bed and entertain us, Nev.  You’re being filmed for heaven’s sake!  Okay he finally pulls out his laptop to select [...]

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

She’s gonna need teeth if she comes to my school.

Shaking things up.

She’s got the power Revenge returned this week with a nod to the Revenge of yore. You see, way back when in season 1, the show was built around a simple conceit: each week Ms. Thorne (nee Clarke) would locate and dispose of an enemy. The show was more concise and each week concluded with [...]

Ana! Calm down! Alexia’s boobs! Calm down!

And all was right again We’re ba-aaack!  And so is our favorite tool in the game of REVENGE.  The red pen!  Oh, how we missed you, little friend.  For some reason it is oh-so-satisfying to watch Emily cross off one of her enemies after they are severely rebuked and jettisoned.  Revenge is a dish best [...]

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

New season, same nonsense.

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms more.  Oh, and Katie Holmes is here. In case you didn’t know, she’s one of the best actresses in America. LOL.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be [...]

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

Let’s do this!

I am walking history

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]