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Revisiting one of our fave Christmas recaps, DearCrabby style.

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

More Christmas recap rehash fun!

A rerun of the Susan Boyle Christmas Biography. You’re welcome.

The Browns visit Nauvoo and hear a shocking new fact.

You don’t like the title? Bravo called it “Healing Hole.”

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers made us understand pre-Depression and Anthony Ryan stole something. AGAIN.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Let’s wrap this bitch up!

Charlie Brown is a LOOOOOZA!

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

Vampire Freaks is the new Match.com.

 ***Throughout this Christmas season, we will be eating and drinking our faces. We will also be posting recaps of the shows that are on as well as Best in Comments articles and Christmas recap reprints!! Enjoy this Fogywood classic!!    About three weeks ago, Flipit (our TVGasm Emperor) asked us which Holiday special we would [...]

***CynTV takes on March! Enjoy! March was the time of the great Tvgasm power outage, where we all pulled our hair and screamed and drank all the alcohol in our homes. Yes – even the mouthwash. It’s got alcohol, too. Hey – I was desperate! Then came Avatargate, where Flipit messed with our alter-egos like [...]

Always wear Depends around Meri.

“I’m so mad!  I’m going to poop on this couch.” My little Joons! You’re back and that makes me so very happy. Last week gave us GG versus Asa in a backyard battle royale. This week, Reza and MJ square off to see who can be the bigger, big booty bitch. Let’s go! Mike and [...]

“But how will I ever afford to live?” Jonna wonders. “How does one get money in this world, if not through The Challenge?”

Time to crown the winner

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

It’s feeding time at the Survivor Camp!

This week, Project Runway All Stars glue guns welts all over poor, abused Christmas. Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

Single daddy seeks desperate beauty.

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

The nose in question. MJ and her pups meet GG at a dog agility center to discuss the events from the previous night. Well, that seems like the most logical place to rehash drunken shenanigans. MJ tries to get Julio and Pablo to jump over a small bar, but let’s face it, these dogs are [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

Atlanta Thrilla in Anguilla

It’s Family Visit Time! Cue the Tears!!

The Sister Wives Afterschool Special.

After the Prevouslies, we open with Rayna and Liam strutting backstage. He’s pretty handsy. I like it. Liam has really grown on me over the past two episodes. Are they writing him as an alcoholic or is it my imagination? Oh those nutty creative types…always willing to wreck their liver for their art! Teddy walks [...]

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Silent night, NINJA STAR.

The girls tell Karen’t some stuff and she doesn’t believe them. The End.

Happy Finale Season, Gasmii!  I hope you all get what you want in terms of character arcs and plot resolutions in your t.v. stockings this year.  I can’t decide if I’m ready to hibernate until Season 6 arrives, or if I need this nine-month break to renew my suspension of disbelief that this show requires.  [...]

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Winter Finale – How Many Weeks Are We Off???!!?!?

Family Time!