POSTS TAGGED: revenge

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]

Top 10 Shows for this weekend, October 5th-7th.

   Revenge loves the 80’s. The 80’s night time soap specifically. The glamour, the bombast, the treachery, the deceit. All that we loved about Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, and Knots Landing can be found in Revenge. And now in season 2, Revenge is taking its cue from another 80’s soap classic – the mini-series Lace [...]

Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

Top 10 Shows on this weekend, September 29th-30th

Cans are opened and worms are crawling every damn where, y’all!

It ain’t over yet, y’all!

The Amanda Clarke Edition

Daniel is a daddy’s boy

Hanging around with the Graysons

Victoria grasps at straws. And sausages.

Daniel is so screwed

Someone bites it!

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!

Oh, No. Here go hell come.

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

The “Gasmii Told You So” Episode

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 4 Deep well of undirected anger. Hardball with Chris Matthews (MSNBC, 5 pm) Political analyst Chris Matthews talks about a wide range of issues and asks hard questions of politicians, pundits and other guests. Chris, ask Congress the question we all want answered: “WHAT THE @#!%! DO YOU FUCKWAFFLES THINK YOU’RE DOING??” The [...]

Hello from the Big Apple, y’all!! I was all ready to write my recap for Revenge, when – lo and behold – I discover they ain’t showin’ that shit again until January! The next episode is call “Duress” and should be way cool, but ’til then you will have to make do with my fascinating [...]

Nolan falls for a hooker. So does Jack.

***NotWithoutMyTV is one of the funniest commenters/recappers on our site. Unfortunately, he has a “real job”, which interferes with his writing. We have been struggling to find a way to showcase his talents without forcing him to write ten pages of recaps, and then we figured,….WAIT. NWMTV will mock anything and everything put in front [...]

Happy December, Gasmii! Looks like Scrooge has come early – there was no episode of Revenge this week!! STUPID BAH HUMBUG ASSHOLE But, just because I cannot go a week without you – and so you would know that S-Natch has not fallen down on the job of keeping you mildly entertained – I bring [...]

Tyler offers hot, hot man love in exchange for the clothes money, but Nolan says he just got rid of the crabs from last time, so no thanx.

Closeted Lesbians, Dead Bodies, and the Walk of Shame

Playing catch up with Reveeeeenge!

It’s that time a year! We’re back with TVgasm’s Fall Predictions and Previews: Part One! The recappers got together to mock all of the trailers for the upcoming Fall shows and predict which will succeed and will fail miserably and embarrass the parents of all involved in their making. We’re never wrong. OK sometimes we [...]

You can only regret something if you can remember it.

The Road Trip Edition

Long live the crackhead.