POSTS TAGGED: Reza Farahan

Mike looks like he is about to take a dump on stage.  Just sayin’. So, after a week break, we are back for the second half of the Shahs reunion. My sincerest thank you goes out to the producers for giving my brain time to absorb and rest. This episode is basically one giant nod [...]

They all have the same middle name.  It’s “dysfuntional.” Wow. To say this reunion (part I) was interesting is an understatement. I wonder how much time has elapsed since the season finale? Reza and MJ are fighting like two wet cats in a bag. Mike, strangely, continues to be the voice of reason. GG is [...]

Alrighty, my little Joons. We have officially made it to the season two finale. They really wrapped things up into a nice little package for us. It seems that everyone got their happy ending except for GG the Terrible. Let’s start where we left off two weeks ago! Happier times, three minutes before knives were [...]

First, my little Joons, I would like to apologize for the lack of good pictures in the last recap.  Just for you, I buy the episodes off of iTunes, and for some reason, last week’s episode was not posted by Monday night.  Have no fear though, this week’s episode was up Monday morning, and I [...]

The only way to get Mike to shut up.  Hey dudes (I loved that show)! The Shahs are back from Mexico, and it appears this episode has a family theme going on. Plus, Persian Cher has minimal camera time, which means this episode already kicks ass.  Let’s check in with our favorite Persians. We begin [...]

All the liquor in the world still wouldn’t make the bitch pleasant to be around. Greetings Gasmii! Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Persian Cher anymore, she proves me wrong. Basically, every time she opened her mouth, I gagged a little. Then I felt an overwhelming urge to punch the closest person I could [...]

This Indian dude has a $22,000 gold shirt.  Time to step up your game, Shahs. Okay, so that guy is Indian, not Persian, but still, 22k for a fucking shirt?  Totally something Asa would do.  This week the gang heads to Cabo.  There is some boring stuff before that, but this episode is a two [...]

Happy 2013, Gasmii! I hope everyone partied hard and stayed safe. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes last week. I felt so very loved! This week, Reza makes nice with MJ, MJ makes nice with Asa, and it appears everyone was serious about cutting GG off. Except Omid, who was offended [...]

Congrats, Gasmii!  You made it through this. Everyone can take a deep breath now. The holidays are over! I apologize for the lateness of the recap. Not only was yesterday Christmas, it was my birthday. I partied GG style, minus all of the anger. I am generally a happy person. I am excited about this [...]

“I’m so mad!  I’m going to poop on this couch.” My little Joons! You’re back and that makes me so very happy. Last week gave us GG versus Asa in a backyard battle royale. This week, Reza and MJ square off to see who can be the bigger, big booty bitch. Let’s go! Mike and [...]

Still as annoying as last year.  Hello my little Joons!  It’s time for a new season of Shahs of Sunset.  There are a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones.  Namely, Lilly, who has taken the place of Sammy.  Bravo has yet to comment on the situation, but I could not be happier [...]