POSTS TAGGED: rhonj

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

Ben Mandelker (Bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) weave their way through the sordid, heavily accented cat fights of Real Housewives of Miami before moving into celebration mode for the end of Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey’s loooong seasons, which were both marked by Lost Footage specials.  There’s also some [...]

In our second of two parts, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) make it through the third hour of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s screeching mess of a reunion and try to decide which is worse: a whore or a stripper. Then we go over to visit the Real Housewives [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

No really, this is the last one.

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) returns to the show to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) in mocking all things Housewives. Juicy Joe’s blatant lying on the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, the incessant neurotic bickering about missing legs and borrowed dresses on the Real Housewives of New York, and the “She beat me [...]

The post-showdown showdown.

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

Fashion showdown, part two.

Finale time!

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

Language NSFW!   The whole gang is back! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) had so much to discuss that they needed two hours to get it all out. For this first hour, the guys take on a variety of Bravo gossip before tackling the one-legged monster that is Aviva [...]

 Language NSFW In this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left to their own devices while Ben parties on vacay.  We talked about Aviva’s out-crazying psycho Ramona Singer on the three hour RHONY vacation special, feeling sorry for poor innocent victim Teresa on RHONJ, and the lovable [...]

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

Put blood-fued on simmer, heat to a boil and then pour liberally on your enemy.

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

0 The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited this week, which means that Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and B-Side (bsideblog) were able to have a field day on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. The three of us tear apart pretty much all the women — and ourselves — as we [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

This week’s Watch What Crappens focuses solely on the Housewives, starting with Orange County where the ladies conspired to deliver yet another explosive finale. Matt, Ronnie, and Ben break it all down: from the conclusion of Bowgate to the Great Tamra-Vicki Blowout of 2012. After that, it’s on to New York City where we debate [...]

We haven’t been using our newly found hacking skillz enough, lately! To have such technology at our fingertips only to ignore it is a downright sin! We’re making up for lost time today, though. One of our tech guys just broke into Midget Joe’s iPhone and stole a few texts to Teresa. Turns out his [...]

p> This may be one of our best podcasts yet. Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com ), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!), and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com ) have a full slate of Bravo junk to talk about, starting with silly Jill Zarin gossip and then moving into a full analysis of the Greatest Bow Scandal to Ever Rock Orange County. [...]

The showdown we’ve all been waiting for!

  Real Housewives of New Jersey bruiser Caroline knows how to make her children feel loved. Well, her male children at least. To hear good ole mom tell it, her penisless offspring is a fat unlovable whiner who couldn’t get anyone other than her handsome-ish brother to take her to Junior Prom. Caroline Manzo has [...]

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown Smurf. Ter is of course driving his lazy ass. He is hard at work using every swear word imaginable to insult her family. Including her parents. Ultimately extending to his own parents. True to form, [...]

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

A new episode is up and ready!

Inside Rosie’s head in today’s Caption This! contest at TVgasm!

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

Kim Grinch tries to steal Xmas from kids with cancer.

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.