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Lucky us!  Over in the corner, kicking aside discarded Skweez Couture and broken dreams, Bravo has clawed through the stinky litter box they call the Bravo vaults for these never-before-seen droppings, I mean, lost footage.  Let’s enjoy! Madame Palindrome invites Carole, Ramona, and Sonja to her Spinning fundraiser.  We know that neither Ramona nor Sonja [...]

Ben Mandelker (Bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) weave their way through the sordid, heavily accented cat fights of Real Housewives of Miami before moving into celebration mode for the end of Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey’s loooong seasons, which were both marked by Lost Footage specials.  There’s also some [...]

Time for the Not Really Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!   We meet Aviva’s hairless leg, Carole’s mail guy, and Sonja’s afternoon delight. Lu and Pepe meet with people desperate enough for air time that they go along with the countess’ plans for a collection of…ummm….apparel and accessories for…ummm…a [...]

Touted by Andy Cohen as perhaps the biggest scandal in Real Housewives of New York City history, Lu’s face was hilarious when she realized he was talking about her ALLEGED night with the Johnny Deppelganger in St. Barth.  Ramona had Lu’s back and repeated “alleged” a couple of times.  Lu (she loves it when you [...]

In our second of two parts, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) make it through the third hour of Real Housewives of New Jersey’s screeching mess of a reunion and try to decide which is worse: a whore or a stripper. Then we go over to visit the Real Housewives [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won’t die. In part one of our special birthday (We’re 40, y’all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin’ Zarin’s desperate attempt to [...]

Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most controversial topic of the season–when faux royalty met faux Johnny Depp.  It was all a misunderstanding according to Lu, and she’s still together with her big dummy.  Sexy SonJa brought the heat, according to Andy, [...]

***Sorry about the terrible pics! My desktop crashed so I’m on the lappy tonight with a cell phone camera. It makes Jill look as CRAYCRAY as she sounds. Also, this was meant to be a short update, but as usual, the woman couldn’t stop talking. It’s now a loooooong update. Thanks for that, JILL. I [...]

The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion is old school versus nOObies.  Flanking Andy Cohen on one side is Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other side, there’s Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  Let’s get to it! The reunion starts off with a Holla!  Andy thinks Holla! is controversial for some reason, but Heather defends [...]

Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) returns to the show to join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) in mocking all things Housewives. Juicy Joe’s blatant lying on the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, the incessant neurotic bickering about missing legs and borrowed dresses on the Real Housewives of New York, and the “She beat me [...]

The ladies reunite to rehash the season.  On one couch, the new girls:  Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other couch, the returning housewives:  Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  And off we go…. The reunions are filled with arguing and talking over each other, and this one starts off with Carole’s camera interviews being a little [...]

It’s the season 5 finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.  Last week’s episode ended with the Hornysaurus being kicked out of Ramona’s charity event for abused women after he grabbed Ramona by the arm.  Now it’s time to see what wacky catastrophe Heather’s charity fashion show to benefit organ transplant candidates can [...]

The finale has arrived.  It was a slow start, but after St. Barth, it seems like the season is flying by rather quickly.  The finale opens at a ping pong tournament hosted by Carole.  The Hornysaurus is still in town, so the finale won’t go down without a little creepy, perv flavor.  The final two [...]

Many things can be bad for business–bed bugs, YouTube videos of rats openly playing field sports, fingers in chili, etc., but what about the Hornysaurus roaming uncaged and unleashed through a store…on camera?  Well, that’s the nightmare of a health store in New York and opening scene of this week’s Real Housewives of New York City. [...]

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

Language NSFW!   The whole gang is back! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) had so much to discuss that they needed two hours to get it all out. For this first hour, the guys take on a variety of Bravo gossip before tackling the one-legged monster that is Aviva [...]

Last week, the ladies finished off St. Barth, I mean, their week in St. Barth.  Feelings are still hurt by Madam Palindrome’s calling the Noodle Nymphettes “white trash” and her sucking the fun out of what had been an enjoyable, wild vacation.  Tomas, A/K/A Italian Deppster Friend, took Lu and Sonja for a good walk [...]

The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama.  Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home.  Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.  Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face [...]

 Language NSFW In this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left to their own devices while Ben parties on vacay.  We talked about Aviva’s out-crazying psycho Ramona Singer on the three hour RHONY vacation special, feeling sorry for poor innocent victim Teresa on RHONJ, and the lovable [...]

It is Part Three of the Real Housewives of New York City sexual assault on St Barth.  Hurricanes would have been kinder.  The ladies have been enjoying their time, making it mostly a girls trip.  Capt. Tomas Sparrow and his codpiece have shown a couple of the ladies a good time, and the liquor has [...]

This week’s episode opens with Carole and Russ having breakfast and making plans for a dinner double date with Aviva and Reid.  Ramona walks in and overhears Aviva talking about their “foursome”.  The dynamics have definitely changed and Aviva seems quite pleased about it.  RamonJa decides to Google white trash to find out what exactly [...]

The ladies landed in St. Barths last week and for the most part, have been playing nicely with each other.  Sonja planned the first full day on the island and wrapped up the evening by bringing everyone to Le Ti St Barth, one of her favorite places.  They indulged in plenty of drinking and flashing [...]

Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths.  Everyone had a grrreat time, especially LuAnn.  Who knew cheating, I mean, chatting with a group of old Italian friends could feel so goooooood?  This week’s episode opens with an un-party at the cougar den.  Many people were invited, [...]

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones.  To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it.  Everyone wins when Sonja decides to [...]

In last week’s episode, Heather confronted Aviva about mocking Jacques’ flashy French accent.  Ramona was leaning over Heather’s shoulder to eavesdrop and got lit up like the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree because she thought they were talking about her.  It was probably the only two minutes of the season that she wasn’t being talked about [...]

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back.  After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.  Mario tries to take up for [...]

Welcome back to another week of The Real Housewives of New York.  Last week, George and Sonja finally met in Miami, but it was more fizzle than fireworks.  Ramona wore out her welcome at the Drescher household, and LuAnn probably won’t be asking to borrow gowns from one of Carole’s friends again.  It isn’t much [...]

Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George.  The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s check in and hope they’ve left the pervy vibe behind. Sonja is hosting Pleather and the Freebie Dream Team to move forward with the branding of Sonja and her toaster oven.  Pleather is livid when [...]

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New York.  This week, the pressure is on for Cool Cat Carole to finish her new book.  Unfortunately, no time for writing now, though, because she needs to start packing for Miami.  What does dress for Kobe hotdog casual mean, exactly?   Carole and Sonja leave New York [...]

Last week, the Great White Grin swam in from London with her shiver of sharks and celebrated Aviva’s fifth anniversary with a pinot-soaked chum fest courtesy of Sonja in the City.  In a season sorely lacking in drama, watching Pleather’s gnashing smile chasing Ramona around the room was like a gory ray of sunshine that [...]

Ramona is anxious to get the London low-down, so she invites everyone to get together–except Heather and LuAnn.  Ramona had her sights set on trashing Pleather, but when Carole is asked for the juicy parts, Princess Carole couldn’t get past the one-upping of the lowly Countess.  Sonja tossed another trash bag of the Countess into [...]

It is probably time to start a lingo death watch as Pleather continues on her path of destruction.  Holla!  So, to bring us up to date, so far, she has killed Holla!, “ie”, and Yo!  Three down, and plenty more to go.  Let’s get back to the Golden Girls in London, shall we. Last week’s [...]

You just never know where the day is gonna take you, do ya? Jill Zarin heard us talking shit about her on the interwebs and contacted Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV!) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) to set her story straight! We won’t spoil it, let’s just say the Zarin can talk trash with [...]

0 The Real Housewives of Orange County reunited this week, which means that Matt Whitfield (Yahoo! TV), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com) and B-Side (bsideblog) were able to have a field day on the latest episode of Watch What Crappens. The three of us tear apart pretty much all the women — and ourselves — as we [...]

Last week, it was down to the wire if Ramona would be invited to London.  After a hilarious failed fashion makeover and throwing Aviva under the bus, it looks like the bus doors slammed in Ramona’s face and she will be cooling her heels at home with Aviva’s cool heel.  Damn!  They could have put [...]

Sonja, Carole, and LuAnn arrive in London, while Ramona and Aviva stay behind in New York.  Heather arrived earlier to start the Yummie Convention–that’s right, the fucking Yummie Commie Con! You can call me The Countess, but my friends call me THE Countess.   Back in New York, Aviva brings Ramona along for some shoe [...]

Heather and Aviva rendezvous at the infamous park bench to chit chat about stuff.  There’s not much for the squirrels and vagrants to see in this episode of As the Park Bench Turns.  No shiny shellac nails or blackmail this time around.  I’m a drool, I mean, a cool girl, right?   Aviva tells Heather [...]

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

This week’s Watch What Crappens focuses solely on the Housewives, starting with Orange County where the ladies conspired to deliver yet another explosive finale. Matt, Ronnie, and Ben break it all down: from the conclusion of Bowgate to the Great Tamra-Vicki Blowout of 2012. After that, it’s on to New York City where we debate [...]

With some coffee and Know Your Enemy playing in my head, let’s get going with this week’s episode.  Aviva and Carole are meeting Ramona for lunch, talking about their breakfast during their walk.  When Aviva says she has one hard-boiled egg every day, I picture her trekking off to Rich Wakile’s Jersey gas station for [...]