POSTS TAGGED: RHONYC

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Last week, we got a glimpse into the world of a Viagra popper and the people who have to love him.  We witnessed him in his natural habitat:  expensive phallic hotdogs, a tra-flashy wardrobe, and blunt mating rituals.  Can’t have a show about the abuses of Viagra without knowing the antivenom–LuAnn’s caterwauling while waxing.  Yes, [...]

Hey everyone, it’s a bonus episode of Watch What Crappens! The Zarin talked her ass off this week and gave us some pretty good trash talkin’, but we couldn’t let the week go by without laughing about the RHOC reunion. Of course, no episode is complete with making our Carole Radziwill voices creepier and creepier. Join [...]

With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies.  First on the agenda is a croquet outing arranged by Sonja.  Sleep deprivation, combined with Countess Pumpkin’s continuous one-upping, and the stage is set for a royal showdown. Dahling, you do know that I invented croquet, don’t you?   [...]

Last week, it was down to the wire if Ramona would be invited to London.  After a hilarious failed fashion makeover and throwing Aviva under the bus, it looks like the bus doors slammed in Ramona’s face and she will be cooling her heels at home with Aviva’s cool heel.  Damn!  They could have put [...]

Sonja, Carole, and LuAnn arrive in London, while Ramona and Aviva stay behind in New York.  Heather arrived earlier to start the Yummie Convention–that’s right, the fucking Yummie Commie Con! You can call me The Countess, but my friends call me THE Countess.   Back in New York, Aviva brings Ramona along for some shoe [...]

Heather and Aviva rendezvous at the infamous park bench to chit chat about stuff.  There’s not much for the squirrels and vagrants to see in this episode of As the Park Bench Turns.  No shiny shellac nails or blackmail this time around.  I’m a drool, I mean, a cool girl, right?   Aviva tells Heather [...]

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

Last season’s reunion show was extremely caustic and catty.  The finger-pointing and screaming over each other were non-stop, making it nearly impossible to decipher what was being said.  It didn’t take a lip-reader or subtitles to understand the ladies could not continue down the path that they were on.  Alex, Jill, Cindy, and Kelly are [...]

With three new housewives replacing Alex, Jill, Kelly, and Cindy, the drama promises to be fresh and sparkly clean.  The premiere opens with LuAnn getting together for coffee with one of the new housewives, Aviva Drescher.  While discussing their lives, they discover that they both speak French fluently.  Get ready for subtitles this season as [...]

Recapping the trailer for RHONY before the premiere!

Flipit and Nads are joined by Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi to dish the Housewives finale.

Ramoner refuses to partake in Cuntess LuMan’s latest music video.

What an amazing, random episode of Real Housewives of New York City. While Cuntess LuMann’s rancid music video “Chic, C’est La Vie” provided the backdrop for the episode, there were a number of ridiculous subplots about being a good mother, traveling to Brooklyn on a Friday night, white ladies dancing, toaster eggs, and the dreaded [...]

J-Mo, Nads, Flipit, B-Side, and Matt talk your ears off.

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

Jill and Rammy finally have it out! One guess for who says, “I’M DONE!!!”

They’ll do for Moroccan tourism what the Icelandic volcano did for Europe.

It’s the fight we’ve all been waiting for! Jill vs. Ramona!

The fight we’ve all been waiting for: Jill vs. Ramona!!