POSTS TAGGED: Ricki Lake

Poor Ricki

Ricki is back!

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Here are the pairs!

Here they are!

She’s coming back!

Greetings Gasmii. Have you ever wondered why it takes me so long to get my recaps up after a show has aired? If you guessed that it’s because I’m a lazy procrastinator with a mild to moderate drinking problem then you’re only half-right. Allow me to paint a picture for you of my writing process. [...]

Last week on Charm School, Marcia stressed about not being able to drink while in New Orleans, some charity work was done, Kip tried to pretend she wasn’t a bitch, and Brittanya got sent home. Yeah, basically the same thing that’s happened on every single episode of Charm School this season. This week we get [...]

Good lord I’m late on this recappage. I apologize profusely to all my loyal readers. I thought about making up some elaborate story about how I was kidnapped by aliens or forced to live underground while nazi zombies invaded my neighborhood, but the truth is that I met a girl and I got kinda distracted. [...]

Last week on Charm School… Ummm… Yeah, I think I took a nap or something because it was the most boring hour of television since round one of the Westminster Dog Show. In the end 3bay chose to go home, and no one was brought back, leaving us with only five ho’s left to battle [...]

Last week on Charm School, we all got a break from the trashiness because VH1 was busy airing some other nonsense that I’m not obligated to watch or write about. The week before that there was a bunch of drama involving K.O. and 3bay tried to give up her place so that K.O. could stay [...]

Previously on Charm School: The remaining contestants faced their fears by ripping off a lame MTV show, Marcia and Kip continued to not like each other, and Tranny got sent home to do some more of those awesome internet videos that pay her bills. Welcome back to Charm School, where product placement is reaching Biggest [...]

Previously on Charm School: Bubbles swam in the air even though Charm School has a pool, Kip and Marcia decided they hated each other, the dolphin squad squeaked at Porno, and Porno got sent home to get some nookie (and I threw up in my mouth a little). Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Charm School. [...]

Last week on Charm School: Trash picked up trash, Kiki got eliminated, and we learned a whole new racial stereotype. We already learned that black girls are loud and white girls are drunk strippers with fake boobs, but now we also know that girls of indiscriminate racial heritage are mute. Awesome. I’m learning so many [...]

Last week on Charm School: Marcia loved Ricki Lake, Hos donated clothes, Beverly assaulted Porno and got booted off the show, Gia got smashed and was expelled, and 50 years of fighting against racial stereotypes was flushed down the toilet in 60 minutes. I had a dream. And it had nothing to do with charm [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper, TheMiki, to the mix with Charm School. This was just assigned, so please give her a bit to catch up. And happy holiday!! Greetings Gasmii. It’s time for another class filled season of Charm School and I have the honor of guiding you through all the trashiness that’s to come. [...]