POSTS TAGGED: ridiculous

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or may not have hurt her foot; Shrill hoped to exploit Kendall while she’s still young and pretty. As they line up for pyramid, Jabby laments that they had to go all the way to Minnesota [...]

WTF?

Last rites.

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

Two acts are sent home for Thanksgiving.

Holy temper tantrum, Batman!!

Don’t we all lose on this one?

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see what’s happening to these celebs after rehab? Wasn’t the rehab supposed to be the exciting part? Celebrity Rehab has adopted the same model as Dancing with the Stars; they draw out everything and make shows [...]

Do you know who you’re sleeping with?

Butchering a beautiful sport.

Bethenny skates badly and cooks badly.

Snooki wants Moby Dick.

Hopefully the last Rammi-centric episode.

Ronnie’s colon is shredded and bleeding.

Snooki slumps, Jwoww dumps.

Drunken Indecency?

Everyone takes a trip to the hospital!

The guys prepare to ditch the women.

The guidos try to return to their mother ship.

The party never stops, even when their brain cells do.

No more trips to the Staten Island dump

It’s okay for guys to bang a different girl every night, but not for girls.

Moral relativism? Guy code? Seriously, what is this?

The Situation dishes the straight dope.

Luckily Sitch is willing to go out to the front lines by himself.

Let’s head back to Miami to play with our favorite guidos!

Like no time passed at all since we partied in Seaside Heights.

Those crazy kids who raped the Jersey Shore last summa are at it again.

It’s finally time to put this season out of it’s misery.