POSTS TAGGED: rock of love bus

Last week on Charm School, Marcia stressed about not being able to drink while in New Orleans, some charity work was done, Kip tried to pretend she wasn’t a bitch, and Brittanya got sent home. Yeah, basically the same thing that’s happened on every single episode of Charm School this season. This week we get [...]

Welcome to the last stop on the Rock of Love Bus! I miss my hos already, but I’m not gonna get in a funk over it. I’m gonna wear smokey eyes and stripper shoes and report the shocking, shocking, news that Bret Michaels chose a Penthouse Pet over an insecure farmgirl! Drunk, naked and ready? [...]

Welcome back onboard the Rock of Love Bus! Let me Clorox the bus for you sweeties, and then we’re back on the road! Fix those shorts. Wouldn’t wanna look like a slut or anything.

Welcome back to the only way to traverse every state fair ground east of the Mississippi, the Rock Of Love Bus! This week, we have a challenge, a drunken night out, a spicy bitchfight, a solo date and more! We have a lot to get to. No time for panties. You don’t need them where [...]

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! It’s time for Bret’s favorite challenge, Mudbowl. Unfortunately, I’m not much of a fan or football or mud, so I’m focusing on Bret’s private jet concert date, which just might go down in dating show history as the best date ever. Flash me something for a backstage [...]

Welcome back to the Rock of Love Bus! There’s no doubt about the life lessons learned from Rock of Love, and this week we learn a big one about dressing trashy that I was happily able to apply to my own life. Man I wish I brought a book. Me too.

Hello dolls and welcome back aboard the Rock of Love Bus. Packed your crotchless panties? Great, let’s go! That’s the prize for winning the entire show. Pick something else.

Hey dolls, welcome aboard! The first thing I have to say today is that the Rock of Love Bus theme song is really growing on me. “Please, let me in-tro-duce myself, get my back stage pass, ride my li-mou-sine…” Well, that’s the only line I know but I’ve been kind of humming it all day. [...]

Dolls, it’s back and we have a lot of skank to cover so I’m not wasting time on the intro. As a very wise man on acid once said, “Either you’re on the bus, or you’re off the bus.” So slather yourself with some body glitter and hop on – this is the Rock of [...]