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This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ third season and straight into the yell-y reunion show, where Kim Richards tries to remember who set what appointments where and Adrienne Maloof gets fired on national [...]

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: No one knows what the hell is wrong with Lil Wayne, Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Hough break up, and Sanjaya Malakar gets a non job. Also, Snooki hits the red carpet and Kathie Lee tells us way too much about her own red [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Justin Bieber’s hamster’s dead! I suspect audio induced suicide. Also, Lance Armstrong comes back to LA, Rodman heads to Rome, and Gwyneth abuses her kids with lack of fun.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs, [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Are you guys ready for an Oprah sex scene? Yeah, me neither. At least there’s a Kim Kardashian story to brighten the day!! Also, Stephen Baldwin skipped out on a tax bill, Demi Moore wants allowance, and a Mob Wives stars sells her boobs.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Jessica Simpson is getting hints about what’s inside her, Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin get testy on Wife Swap, and Joan Rivers makes rude unforgivable jokes about Adele. Plus, Bobby Brown’s in jail and Ricky Schroeder’s a douche.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to [...]

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: On a very special episode full of bulls**t: The Oscars!!! Anne Hathaway’s boobies teased us, Daniel Day Lewis forgot to thank someone, and a little girl was called the C Word. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills [...]

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Nasty ass Ke$ha is telling some nasty ass story about drinking her own pee, Beyonce talked to Blue as she came out of her pillow womb, and Don Johnson is apparently still walking the Earth, God bless his heart. Also, Deena from Jersey Shore got mad when a lookalike flashed [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

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On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Amanda Bynes dodges an eviction, Chris Brown threatens to get violent with Frank Ocean, and Khole Kardashian is a (shocker) hypocrite.   Also, Paula Deen has a cruise for people almost in heaven, Lil Wayne needs a dentist, and white people feel left out of the Superbowl or something.  For more [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Paris found someone as vapid and young in the brain as she is, dumbass Rihanna’s back with Chris Brown, and Speidi is (shocker) broke. Must be from all that hard work they’ve never done. Also, Jason London pooped in a car, kids are hooked on Hunger Games, and LeAnn Rimes is [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Miley Cyrus is taking heat for kinda showing her boobs on Cosmo, Beyonce has come out of hiding, and a Real Housewives star is suing an internet commenter for suggesting that her fake rubber ass was a ho.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also [...]

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like!  This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Shakira gives birth, Adrienne Maloof cradle robs, and Kelly Osbourne can get fat again. Also, Beyonce bones the National Anthem and an 11 year old is gonna get a damn sex change. WTF? For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Someone let Megan Fox speak, Leann Rimes is afraid she’s gonna get cheated on, and J-Lo ponders her cougardom. Plus, Beyonce insists she’s just like you. Totes true, except for not at all.

Another day of buuuulls**t: Anne Romney turned down a gig with Dancing With the Stars, Jodie Foster came out of the closet kinda, and Taylor Swift is Sad. Plus, Courtney Stodden is a musical genius and Lance Armstrong gets an Oprah beatdown.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Hulk Hogan’s suing over his sex tape, Justin Bieber might be a pothead, and Simon Cowell’s trying to hide his gorgeous man boobs. Also, Buzz Aldrin’s getting a divorce (again), OctoMom’s on welfare (again) and Lindsay f’ed up (again.) For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars helps military veterans look as homely as possible to make them appreciate their uniforms more.  Oh, and Katie Holmes is here. In case you didn’t know, she’s one of the best actresses in America. LOL.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be [...]

Happy 2013!! Has anything changed? NO! Why the hell would 2013 be any different from 2012? The Kardashians haven’t been erased from the Earth, so let’s just keep talking about them until 2039. At least. Also, some dude from Twilight peed in LAX, Gerard Depardieu donated money to the Russian McDonald’s, and Brooke Muller won meth [...]

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers made us understand pre-Depression and Anthony Ryan stole something. AGAIN.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars glue guns welts all over poor, abused Christmas. Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

Episode 50   It’s the Watch What Crappens Podcast‘s 50th Episode! Paaaarty! To celebrate, we did a double episode! First up is RHOA and RHOBH gossip. Probably way too much attention on the Maloof secret scandal, but we couldn’t help ourselves. Then we moved on to dishing about this week’s episodes of Bev Hills and Miami. [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: A Ke$ha retrospective, Lindsay can’t pay the rent, LeAnn insists she’s not pooping her way to skinny, Demi molests a young un, and Elmo gets some ass. Also, Jennifer Aniston is either preggers or fat, Brooke Mueller can’t remember why her hands are burnt and Kat Von D tries to [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle’s daughter made us wonder how many hit and run deaths are swept under the rug in BH, … Don’t worry honey. Gardeners don’t count. The important thing is to learn to walk straight when you’re wasted. …Adrienne went all Gloria Steinam when Brandi told her to [...]

My parody ReDub of the BevHills previews for next week is below.  I’m writing full recaps of RHOBH this season! Find the recaps here and check out my gossip segment BS of the Day and my video recaps of Project Runway All Stars! 

I write full recaps for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, record spoof ReDubs of them, and devote an hour a week to bitching about them with friends on the Watch What Crappens Podcast. Now? I’m doing a tweetgasm devoted to them. My point is, I’m a sad person with waaaay too much time on [...]

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ad is threatening to sue people for not liking her, Kim still has a monster under the bed, and Ken almost silently fahts himself to death.  For instant updates of all our new videos, subscribe to our YouTube page!  I’m also writing full recaps of each [...]

  Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kate Middleton is preggers!! Also, Kate Middleton is pregnant, Kate Middleton is with child, and someone knocked up Kate Middleton. You heard it here the first fifty times. Plus: Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, Chris Brown is still swearing he’s not beating Rihanna, and Kim Kardashian is still an [...]

Welcome back to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! We open where we left off; Adrienne just used her Selma and Patty Simpson voice to call attention to Kim Twitch Richard’s crying and then Brandi told her to STFU. AT THE DINNER TABLE!!! Kyle’s mortified! Mortified I tell you!! Or she’s trying to keep the [...]