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The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

You can’t get better than this!

Inside Rosie’s head in today’s Caption This! contest at TVgasm!

Thursday, February 2nd Cash Cab (Discovery Channel, 6 pm) Episode title: Chuck Norris Wins. Chuck Norris doesn’t win Cash Cab. Cash Cab gives Chuck Norris the money in return for its life. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie’s Sing-A-Long with Kristen Chenoweth. Sometimes I envy Marlee Matlin.   Vote for me or my boyfriend [...]

Tuesday, January 24th  Nothing stops The Blob! The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 pm) The teams compete in a battering ram challenge to win rights to the gym. Battering ram? I AM a battering ram! All Star Dealers (Discovery, 8 pm) A treasure hunt through Dennis Rodman’s storage facility. Not it! The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 [...]

Monday, Jan. 16 The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rehearsal for Rosie’s Theater Kids. Has Oprah got a theater charity yet? Then get me one, fool, before she thinks of it! What’s it spelling? L, I, M, O, R, I, D,E, O, F, S, H, A, M, E. Oh, no! The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 4 Deep well of undirected anger. Hardball with Chris Matthews (MSNBC, 5 pm) Political analyst Chris Matthews talks about a wide range of issues and asks hard questions of politicians, pundits and other guests. Chris, ask Congress the question we all want answered: “WHAT THE @#!%! DO YOU FUCKWAFFLES THINK YOU’RE DOING??” The [...]

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So long, Farewell

The Big O’s studio will be put to use

She’s baaaccckkk!!