POSTS TAGGED: ryan

And lush is the new moist.

Can I have more Colette?

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Maybe the reunion’ll be good.

And other stuff.

Derek and Austin would make such an awesome action movie team.

Get it??!

Be afraid…

Sooometimes.

Minicap for the A-List: New York!

Blowing spray tan, glitter and hypocrisy all over everyone.

…channel the Bloch.

Ashley and the final three bachelors go to Fiji.

Bachelorette mini

Ashley and the final six go to Taiwan where two are eliminated.

This week on the Real World Brooklyn, everyone learns something. Still with me?

Previously on Big Brother, Sheila was forced into actually playing the game. Go, Cougar!

Previously on Big Brother, I laughed my ass off. He’s crying like a priest with a boner.

“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.” Remember how I suggested that an awesome twist for American Idol would be strapping the judges to the lie detectors used on the godforsaken shitshow that is The Moment of Truth? Well, some story editors at FOX must be reading my lil’ ole’ recaps, because [...]