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Ryan Lochte’s Pool Water

He’s sooo dumb

What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Recap: Don’t Speak

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte’s new show premiered on E! last night. I had planned on writing a long recap of it, but, well, basically it would just be curse words strung together and random spacing from where I banged my head on the keyboard as I watched. Less than a minute in, I realized that [...]

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Ryan Lochte Too Stupid To Live

Watch the video here.  “I’m different than any other kind of Olympian.” And so begins the description of Ryan Lochte’s depth. The gorgeous moron went on Philadelphia’s FOX 29 for an interview about his new reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”. Watching him try to string together simple sentences is pure amaze. My personal [...]

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Ryan Lochte Goes Nirvana On Us

Nevermind.

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Ryan Lochte Doing 30 Rock And Reporting For E! YIKES!

Walking and talking…it’s hard.

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Could Ryan Lochte Do The Bachelor?

Still in rumor phase, but it’s looking like reality.

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Big Brother Recap: A Rigging of Olympic Proportions

Are you ready for the dullest episode of the season? THAT’S THE SPIRIT! Listen: we have a lot of reasons to be down on the United States these days (people shoving fried chicken in their mouths to show how much they hate gays, a bumbling buffoon traveling around the world to represent us, the continued [...]