POSTS TAGGED: ryan seacrest

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

No “Flashin’….Lights” for me y’alls! S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my “Me daddy” says I gots to keep me under wraps. I totally understand. I AM a lot for the world to handle. Let’s give the public some time. Let me ease in this monsta’ balla’ prescence I have. I don’t want to put [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 31st

TV Stars and their good agents

Ryan Seacrest has signed on to host Idol for two more years. It looks like he’s staying close to his $15 million/year salary. It’s crazy to even think that Idol has been on since 2002–time flies!!! I wonder what Brian Dunkleman does every time Ryan’s salary gets announced? Does he have a support team that throws [...]

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The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Talking about the Super Bowl

We’re in Portland, you guys!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

Friday, January 20th Shark Tank (ABC, 8 pm) NBA champion Bill Walton helps a triathlete pitch his idea for a unique water bottle. He wears a Bottle Boy suit. Oh, Bill. Star Wars: Clone Wars (Cartoon Network, 8 pm) Obi-Wan enters a prison, disguised as a convict, in order to extract information; Obi-Wan must work [...]

Nigel to the rescue!

HDNet is transforming

His next move

No, not the cat

Confirmed!

Ashton’s a rich bitch

Persians and Miss Andy

Could he do it?

It’s Judy-Chay!

Seacrest, In.

The top 11 perform some of Motown’s greatest hits.

Listen

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

Fran goes to Hollywood week! On her TV.

Bluzgirl comes back for a second helping of Idol

Why apologize?

Lady Gaga’s choreographer landed a show

Another week, another pack of stars to make fun of.

Here’s the infamous call

Links: hot, fresh, and toasty!

Audition for Idol on Myspace. Yes, I said Myspace.

Larry King sings Poker Face.

Reality TV hosts: Shmemmys, here we come!

Take off your pants and put on your PJ’s! Here are the last links of the week!

Is Piers Morgan replacing Larry King?

And now…let’s kick off some good hair!

Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

-Roger Ebert is going to publish his memoir. -NBC picked up 3 new series, plus they renewed Chuck. -The new SNL Alec Baldwin promo. -Babs Walter is okay! -Ryan Seacrest sings Bon Jovi.

The NY Post is reporting that fewer people are betting on Idol.  They’re reporting that gambling website Gambling911.com said, “Betting interest in the show started to dwindle two years ago.” Um, that’s because Idol is SOOO predictable these days…anyone who caters to the Tween audience will stay on until the Top 10, guaranteed.  Prime example: [...]