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This week on Bullshit Amish, we pick up where we left off last week with some guy named Mike who is a proud redneck and wants to beat up the disgusting Jeremiah who porked his girl.  Jeremiah claims that it’s all OK, because the girl had broken up with Mike before they slept together.  How [...]

Last week on Breaking Amish, Sabrina got into a white trash battle royale with Jeremiah’s on-again/off-again girlfriend, Kim.  We resume right here with Kate, Sabrina, and Kim yelling at each other about respect.  Sabrina goes all over dramatic by calling 911 to come and get Kim, because the cops don’t have more important things to [...]

The sun sets on the majestic town of Savannah, Georgia.  Darkness descends on the looming ropes of Spanish moss.  Beautiful buildings watch over the quiet city streets where a trolly full of ex-Amish ghost hunters snakes through the dark.   Guess whose idea this was?  That’s right, Gasmii.  Our resident greaseball pervert, Jeremiah.  The ghost [...]

The episode opens with a knock at Abe and Rebecca’s door.  Rebecca opens it only to cuss the person out and slam the door.  Turns out its Abe’s pervy brother you may remember from last season.  You know, the one who looks like he’s constantly thinking about naked women.  He’s been telling everyone in the [...]

Yes, kids, the apocalypse is upon us.  Breaking Amish has returned for a second season.  This also means that TLC doesn’t give a single fuck that everyone is onto their complete lack of any legitimacy in their “reality” programming. This episode is quite boring due to the fact that we’re busy catching up on their [...]

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.