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Alcatraz Recap: Bully For You!

Scut Farkus is lucky he didn’t go to school with this week’s baddie. Hellooooooooo, Gasmii! Hopefully you’ve watched this week’s episode of Alcatraz and therefore understand the above reference…if not, let’s just say this episode was a dark extended version of an ‘It Gets Better’ video. As in, don’t worry about being bullied, because one [...]

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MiniCap: Alcatraz

Cast for her impressive ability to lie utterly still, just like Clooney’s wife in The Descendants. Seriously…wouldn’t you be bummed to find out you’d been cast as George Clooney’s wife, and then you spend the entire film lying in a hospital bed with your eyes closed, not uttering a single word? At least Parminder Nagra [...]

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MiniCap: Alcatraz

A thrilling Alcatraz prison cell! (Don’t worry, guys – the show is MUCH classier (and more exciting) than the real Alcatraz.) Howdy, Gasmii!! After a hefty holiday break, I think we’re all ready for some quality television viewing, don’t you agree? Unfortunately, it’s MIDSEASON – typically seen as the time of year when weak-ass pilots [...]