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  Hey y’all! Have you heard about the Top Chef Cruise? Starting at the low, low price of $799 per sucker person, you can be trapped on a large floating vessel with the like of Tom Collichio, Gail Simmons, and many of your favorite, and possibly not-so-favorite chefs, including the 4 subjects of my review. [...]

We wish “happy trails” to another fallen contestant…

Kody’s friends support him, just not his choices. Or his faith. Or his sense of style.

After 3 months, Shleila returns. Did you miss them? Neither did I…

The Ev3nt is back on March 7th…he’s a refresher of what’s tried to happen so far…

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, who I guess actually did go to Paris with her lesbian lova, Robin. Well, good luck on your new show, Dana Delany! And Julie Benz, good luck on your . . . on your . . . [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane party, replete with drinks, appetizers, and awkward revelations, as Katherine goes all Anne Heche on Robin’s ass and is all, I don’t know if I’m gay or not! Take me to Fresno so I can knock [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? What’s that? They’re supposed to be in New York City? Yeah, no one’s gonna buy that, dumbass. While they’re on the Universal lot — fine, FINE: “New York City,” they run into Heidi Klum and Paulina [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re treated to one of those episodes of the show where nothing really happens and everything is supposed to be funny. The operative phrase being “supposed to be.” Gabby and Susan have a falling out over the [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for Gabby and Susan means old and fat with no personality changes whatsoever, and for Bree and Lynette it means barely aging a day with no personality changes whatsoever. Some people live, some people die, and some [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan finally finds out about Bree, so you can check that off your list. Lynette sues Carlos over her job and it all ends up bitch-slapping her back in the face. Danny tries to kill himself Bell Jar style. Katherine jumps over the edge of sanity so far that I [...]

This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old one. Crackie is her usual sweet natured self and the other two let their jealousy and body image issues hang out for all the world to see. Oh, almost forgot about Gretchen. She goes to [...]

This week on The Shitty: Whit goes on a bad blind date with a d-bag; Roxy fights with another d-bag; Kelly has to call Whit out on her crap again; and Olivia and Erin don’t get along. Did you guys know that? That they don’t get along? News to me. Also, for reasons I can [...]