POSTS TAGGED: sarcastic

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

A mother and son tear each others’ throats out…in Greek!

A delivery tuck is robbed, the driver is killed, Rachel has a baby, and Locke finally reveals Shelbourn.

Gordon whips an Atlanta BBQ joint into shape.

When a high school girl turns up dead, H50 finds themself in an investigation that will “steel” the show!

In the holiday TV lull, Dangerously has dreamed a dream, and presents a holiday faux-cap of H50 for your reading pleasure.

The End is nigh.

KIDS GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN…wait, no they don’t…whew!!

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

When another group of kids get Kidnapped, McG and crew save the game again.

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Travis and Dexter embrace Darkness.

TLC-manufactured drama is incredibly non-dramatic

When McG is captured in North Korea, the gang sets out to bring sexy back.

When a murder victim turns up in the trunk of a stolen car, McG and Co have to learn the victim’s true ID

Dexter and Brian descend upon Nebraska!

When an ICE agent is murdered, a “Hero” appears!

Choosing Paths

Grimm Episode 2 Minicap – Goldilocks Gets Hers!

A Nightmare in Hawaii is still better than a daydream in Jersey.

McG shirtless. ‘Nuff said.

NBC’s new show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer…with a penis”

We see the fallout of Taylor’s misbehavior at last week’s party. Levi and Phillip do some promotional work for Inchwear. Chore looks for love.

Hey there race fans, Fran here with Berry by my side. We just popped open a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and a a fresh bag of Berry’s homemade roadkill jerky so we are ready to watch! Last week the Blonde Twins got off to a shaky start and they just kept on sucking, [...]

When a college volleyball coach is murdered in COLD BLOOD, Boomer’s true colors are revealed!!!

Here is the new poster for our favorite schizo show!  The CW is launching a new campaign for the show in November so expect to see this image on your favorite bus and billboard.  Interesting because (SPOILER ALERT?  Not really, but…) a) Henry is all up in there.  He isn’t going anywhere. b) the double [...]

8 teams remain!

Only in RingerLand would this plan seem rational!

After a diver turns up dead, McG & Co take on a 60 year old crime!

They’ve lost that lovin’ feeling…

We meet the cast and instantly loathe one of them.

The sex talk is even more horrifying when you have five parents

Someone is killing off Navy Seals!