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Schoonie, Flipit and LoLo meet up for a group recap of the finale!

Big Brother trash talk night!

The first nomination ceremony takes place.

A (kinda) new crop of dumbasses to keep us giggling all summer long.

Finale time!

One one hand: THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME. On the other…

Sash is the swing vote.

Two people quit. It is boring.

Finally, stuff happens.

Na Onka goes nuts.

It’s Merge Time!

This show is number one, just not in the way you’re thinking.

Double Tribal, Double Random…

The finale is upon us!

Rachel’s pretty good at untangling things. Have you seen her hair?

Jeff and Jordan Return!

Schoonie’s first live show! Bring it on, robot lover.

Veto competition time suck.

Cleveland still has an athelete they can be proud of.

We have some BB 12 cast pictures to mock! YAY!!

Finale and Reunion double header!

This week on Survivor, we take a journey through the armpit of humanity.

This week, on Survivor: CHOCOLATE IS THE ENEMY.

Tonight, on Survivor: Coach cries. Also some other stuff, but it’s mostly just an hour of crying. Oh, and also there’s a TOTALLY AWESOME BLINDSIDE!

Simpsons did it, Russell.

Tonight, on Survivor: James manages to ruin his entire reputation in the span of twenty minutes, and Rob gets the flu, and/or crybaby-itis. I have a feeling he caught it from James.

You guys, Survivor’s back! And this time, all of your favorite and least favorite people are returning! Again! For the third time! We’ve got a two hour premiere to get to, so let’s get rolling, shall we?

So we’re actually going to do things a little differently this year and start with the reunion, for a couple of reasons. For one, there’s actually more to discuss in the reunion than in the finale itself, and also I’m sure you guys are just itching to throw in your two cents on the outcome. [...]

Tonight, on Survivor: God is like “Yeah, this season sucks and I want nothing to do with any of you. If you need me, I’ll just be off SOLVING REAL PROBLEMS. JERKS.”

Tonight, on Survivor: it’s two episodes in one! Also, people finally figure out that it might be a good thing to get rid of Russell at some point.

This week, on Survivor: Shambo really, seriously believes that she is an instrument of God. She’s like Tim Tebow, but with less crying! Okay, with more crying.

There are no Balloon Boy jokes in the entirety of this recap. You are welcome.

…..aaaaaand also letting them escape.

Tonight, on Survivor: This face. Also, white supremacists everywhere weep.

Tonight, on Survivor: Finger Guns, people. The line to hate this guy forms to the left.

Tonight, on Survivor: I’M NOT WATCHING LYDIA AND NATALIE ANYMORE! YESSSS! Also, some attention-loving jerk burns a few things.

Since we are hurtling towards what will very likely be an unsatisfying Natalie win, why don’t we all sit here and reflect on all the things we could have done this summer with the time spent watching this show? I’ll go first. Skydiving. A picnic with friends. Pilates. Hiking in the gorge. A tour of [...]

Tonight, on Big Brother: Jeff finally gets some booger. Sort of.

Tonight, on Big Brother: Kevin says lots of fun current stuff, Natalie and Russell get into a grammar rodeo, and most importantly: NO LYDIA. Huzzah!

You’re damn right there isn’t. GTFO!