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SECRETS OF ASPEN: Poor-y got laid! Poor-y got laid! (A tiny- titted Finale!)

I’ll miss you the most, gay gay gay Ben. Previously on Sexrets of Aspen (yeah right)…old bitches in hats and off the shoulder blouses. Some poor, some rich. Some ugly, some uglier. Oh, and lots of coffee beverages. How much damage can a bunch of old broads and one queen do? Well…we’ll see on the [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Cake Fight or Flight

They’re coming… This week. Laura puts her talons back into Crazy Eyes Farrah Fawcett’s man, and is a fucking bitch. Meanwhile, Brooke has her 25th birthday party in a cement tower far, far away which turns into a drunkfest which turns into a cakefight which turns into Poor-y getting a hard-won shirt ruined. It’s ON!

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Secrets of Aspen: Tattle Tits

We’re a modest bunch This week on Secrets of Aspen, Laura continues to be the uberbitch that she is by stacking the deck in her favor at a CHARITY AUCTION, where women and men get to bid on and DRAMA flies! Also, gay gay gay Ben stays sexually frustrated, being the only gay man or [...]

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Secrets of Aspen: Girl’s gotta make a living, right?

A Hooker? Like, what does that even MEAN? This week on SECRETS OF ASPEN, the episode is ALL ABOUT how everyone thinks Brooke is a hooker, but especially the gay gay gay cast member, Ben. Star and Poor-y don’t ask Brooke to be in the charity date auction because of this reputation, and instead take [...]