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Tim Gunn revealed that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years. On his new show The Revolution he revealed, “I haven’t had sex in 29 years. Do I feel like less of a person because of it? No.” He said he gave up sex after an abrupt breakup. He says that there is more to life [...]

Glee Recap

Let’s talk about sex baby! Finally, Glee addresses all the virgins in the cast by pointing out how their virginity makes them all shitty actors! It’s true, you don’t know what true disappointment is like until after you experience a novice romp in the sack. Rachel and Blaine, the remaining virgins, deal with it in [...]

Ding dong the bitches are dead… to us.

Luann waxes more than poetic and Alex is a “model”!

This week everyone talks about their feelings. And I mean, EVERYONE.

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

Mina Menard is one craaazy bitch

Tony tries to help Stanley lose his virginity.

The DC ladies talk gay marriage and books. WTF?!

If crazy were these girls only issues, they’d be like family.

Snooki, and John McCain get it on!

The big escape to Tahiti with the final 3 gents

This week the gaybos try to define lesbian sex!

Bristol, the butt counts!

Who knew bees could be this hot on network TV?

A judge signed off on Chaz Bono’s petition to officially become a man!  Chastity Chaz is now officially, and legally able to be recognized as a man!  Welcome to your new life!  This is all so exciting!  Chaz, think of all the things you can officially put your junk in now!! Kristina Wertz, the attorney [...]

Last week’s epi was all about Kristin Chenoweth. Fox obviously makes their guest stars earn their checks. She’s cute and blond and petite. Yay for her, give her a cookie. She was also annoying as shit and I couldn’t listen to that squeaky helium balloon voice for too long. Sorry Hun but I had that [...]

We all saw the previews. Marc Jacobs performs Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” and I know people were getting really excited for this but Joe Jonas already covered this shiz. That was cute but this is months later and I am not impressed. Instead of putting a ring on it, let’s put a lid on it. Thanks. [...]

And…Will drives up in his tin can car and the radiator (? Exhaust pipe? Engine?!) is dragging on the ground. I’m no car person so I have no idea what the hell it is and I only bring this up because this is how he made his entrance last episode, driving in with that piece [...]

None of these individuals took Vegas for millions counting cards in Blackjack or anything else. Hey-o! Can you believe it? A Paradise Hotel recap done this early in the week? Only the promise of long overdue drinks tomorrow with the ‘Gasm writers would get me on top of my game, so I could get out [...]