POSTS TAGGED: Shayne Lamas

You guys, this is awesome. The other night I went out to dinner with hubby and we ordered two desserts:  a flan and a port wine custard.  This episode was kind of like that – it was delicious and I couldn’t get enough of it, but I felt so GUILTY afterwards! Of course I’m talking [...]

Hello Gasmii and Happy Turkey Day!  I hope your tummies and full of nummy food and you’re hangover is waning, because this is a good one.  Okay, it’s sad.  This is a sad one, except for some brief levity provided by the deluded mind or our favorite mini-hooker. So we start off with our favorite couple of last [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Sorry this is later than I would have liked, I wanted to have a full recap by Saturday but alas – my dogter had to have oral surgery.  Did you know they have doggie dentists?  Did you know my nieces and nephews won’t be getting Christmas presents this year?  All true.  The good [...]

Hello there Gasmii, and welcome to our first official session of TVGasm Therapy, pull up a chair and let’s unpack this, shall we? Now, I, like you, get much enjoyment out of watching trainwreck television.  It makes me feel better about my life, it really does.  I am all about the schadenfreude and watching stupid [...]

Alex is still feeling the pain after that major ass splat, or she’s listening to Doug and Courtney’s pretend problems about their pretend relationship, which is it?  Hmmmmm? Hi Gasmii!  I owe you all an apology, apparently I’m behind a whole episode, so the next recap will be two in one for you so we [...]

This show gives me cramps.  In my soul. It burns, it buuuuuuurns! Really, though.  This episode is simultaneously ridiculous and very very depressing.  Like most of reality tv. The show opens with Shayne’s operatic crying. She sobbing that she wants to go home and see her baby, and I’ll give her that.  I am sure she’s [...]

You guys, I am hating this show.  Initially I thought recapping this show would be hilarious and I’d be laughing my ass off at all the stupidity.  However, it’s really depressing if you think about it.  We have five couples (four if you don’t count Too Short and his friend with benefits) who are in [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Sorry so late, but I hope the minicap held you over.  Let’s be frank here, this show is awful and represents everything that is wrong with the state of marriage today.   I think if we were REALLY serious about defending the state of marriage in this country, we’d start by outlawing this kind [...]