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Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Recounting her engagment

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

The chefs try to fry each other’s palates and cook dumbed-down chili!

Beware of spicy “food products” and don’t put beans in chili!

Thinking outside the flour tortilla is haaaaard!

Despite Joy Behar doing well in ratings on HLN, they’ve decided to cancel her show after two years. There was no explanation other than her contract was up, and that “it was time for everyone.” HLN GM and VP, Scot Safon, said in a statement, “Joy and her team produced over 500 episodes of a show that [...]

Cooking murderous reptiles and/or Mexican parties!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

The girls are back with examples on how to get your children to put you in a home by 60!

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

The Top Three tackle the Most Moribund Meal of their entire liiiiiives!

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!