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X Factor Austin arrivals

It’s official!

Really?

Live performances from Heaven and Hell.

The judges cat fight and eliminate five acts.

Five acts are booted after the first live performances in an EPIC episode. Epically long…

32 acts are cut down to 16 to determine who will perform live.

Plan B

Thoughts?

Looks like someone(s) who had some recent significant downtime spent it at the plastic surgeon’s… If you clicked your way over to Fox last night, you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was January and time to resign yourself to another insufferable season of American Idol and its gibberish-spewing judges. The X Factor looked like [...]

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!

The girls are back with examples on how to get your children to put you in a home by 60!

The X Factor just released a hilarious trailer teasing their premiere. If you have an extra two minutes, check it out…it’s a good one if you’re a Simon fan. Here it is:

Rammy plans a party while Simon plans his own self-destruction.

Ghosts!

…and I’ll Crazy-Eyes if I Want To!

Fox has finally set a date for The X Factor. They’re following the Idol format and stretching the premiere over two nights. The show is officially going to premiere on September 21st and September 22nd, and just like Idol it’ll be on for two hours each night. Here are Fox’s premiere dates (from the press [...]

Cheryl OUT.

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Big judge coming to The X-Factor!

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.

Somebody’s gonna be single soon!

J.Lo will be rocking judgement.

Some hot linkage.

Nigel let Idol have it, he thinks Idol should focus more on the talent, rather the judges, and that Simon’s seat should remain open.  He said, “It’s never been my opinion that four judges work on that program because it should be about the talent…The team took their eye off the ball a little bit [...]

Hey Gasmii, I just got back from the Idol finale, and it was probably the best finale I’ve attended.  I know this season sucked compared to past seasons, but they surely made up for it in the finale (not sure how it looked on TV as I haven’t watched yet, but it was good live). [...]

Simon told Ellen in an interview that’s airing today that he thinks Lee is going to take this year’s Idol crown.  He said, “If you’d asked me five or six weeks ago, 100 percent I would have said Crystal. But now I’ve changed my mind. I think Lee is going to win…He’s worked in a [...]

-Paula Abdul may see Simon off at the Idol finale. -The Mac VS PC ads have been canceled. -Nice article about the dude that created $#*! My Dad Says. -Bret Michaels will attend the Celeb Apprentice finale. -Old Christine is NOT DEAD yet.

-Jesse James is going to break his silence in an interview.  Why doesn’t he just hold a press conference like Tiger? -The Kids are back…here they are reenacting TMZ. -Ghost Whisperer maybe coming back, but not Old Christine. -Perez says he’ll replace Simon Cowell for free. -Build your own Jersey Shore doll. -CW picked-up a [...]

Tonight on American Idol, kilts, dead elephants and some residuals for Yoko.

America learns the proper way to give a hickey. Dear Seabreath, Why does my vote matter more this week? It would only matter more if fewer people were voting, but that doesn’t appear to be the case since you claimed that 45 million people voted last week. I may be the only Asian kid alive [...]

“These faces have been on your screens for over three months. You know more about these tools than any other season. You are voting more passionately than ever, but one of them has to go.” For a second, I thought Seabreath was breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to me. I was so startled [...]

There are times on American Idol where you’re left saying “Well, that was quite a shocker”, and there are times that you’re throwing Little Caesars at the TV and screaming “ROOBBBBBBBBBEEED!” Guess what kinda night this was for me?

Don’t forget the Jabbawockeez are America’s Best Dance Crew, dawg! Dear Judges, Andrew Lloyd Webber wants his masks back. This is American Idol goes to Musical Theater Camp, where anything goes!

The judges react to Mariah Carey’s lesser known hit “Ken Lee” Now that’s it’s down to 7 mostly blah contestants, we’re losing some steam here on American Idol. Seabreath walks past a somber lineup of the leftover contestants like they’re labor camp prisoners waiting for their daily ration of bread and lashings. It’s better than [...]

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL!

Ow! My back!

“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.” Remember how I suggested that an awesome twist for American Idol would be strapping the judges to the lie detectors used on the godforsaken shitshow that is The Moment of Truth? Well, some story editors at FOX must be reading my lil’ ole’ recaps, because [...]