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Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

The X Factor is back on Tuesday, and we finally we get to find out which of these desperate adults and depressed kids get to extend their stay at the second best singing competition on television. There are plenty of tears,  and plenty of smiles from sadistic judges who feast on the hearts of the [...]

Welcome back to the X Factor! It’s a shorter episode, and I’m a lot less nervous to recap than I was last week, so, YAY! Let’s dive right into the episode. We’re back at the Judges’ Homes, where the contestants are performing to earn a spot at the live shows. This hour is going to [...]

The X Factor for Tech

Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

It’s Britney, bitch

The whole thing is a sham!

TVgasm’s advice to a troubled Cowell

Finding new rock stars

Single moobs man

And the winner is…

The final three contestants perform for the last time and have some special surprise duets.

A Very Justin Bieber Finale

During the live semi-finals, one contestant is eliminated and Florence + The Machine performs.

The final four perform.

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Crushing the spirits of children since 2011.

HOLY. CRAP.

Because electronica on a singing show is a GREAT idea.

Electronica week?! Seriously?!

Two of the strongest contestants go home.

The top 7 perform Michael Jackson’s greatest hits.

Worst. Elimination. EVER.

Sideshow freaks and double eliminations.

Two acts are sent home for Thanksgiving.

The top 9 perform songs for the people who inspire them.

Holy temper tantrum, Batman!!

The top 10 contestants flunk out of the school of rock.

And then there were nine.

Piers needs to go away

The top 10 perform live for your votes, America! Now do your civic duty.

Two acts sing for survival and one goes home in the live elimination show.

10 acts move on, one is eliminated by America and four overly-emotional judges.

The top 11 perform live and America gets to decide who’s booted.

America’s First Elimination Night!

Ain’t that somethin’?

America voted and one act was eliminated live.