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jquery-dl-demo Simon Cowell is planning on doing a TV special called, World’s Got Talent. He’s officially taking OVER THE WORLD.  He’s planning on starring 20 winning acts from all the Got Talent shows from around the world (over 80 countries)…and the winner wins £1million.  So far NBC, and ITV are on board, and I’m sure [...]

Winner is a loose term.

The final two battle it out over a Ford Fiesta.

Simon told Ellen in an interview that’s airing today that he thinks Lee is going to take this year’s Idol crown.  He said, “If you’d asked me five or six weeks ago, 100 percent I would have said Crystal. But now I’ve changed my mind. I think Lee is going to win…He’s worked in a [...]

The UK Sun is reporting that Madonna may be next in line to replace Simon Cowell on Idol…I don’t know how far down the line Fox has gone with this, but The Sun is reporting that she’s on their big wish list. Would Madonna do such a thing?  Isn’t a show like Idol totally beneath [...]

And now…let’s kick off some good hair!

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-$#*! My Dad Says’ got picked up. -Fox is optimistic about Idol’s future, and says that they’ll find a Simon replacement this summer. -Regis is set to host the daytime Emmys. -Bret Michaels’s new VH1 docu-series. -Glee got the post-Super Bowl slot! -Adam Lambert for Bowersox…and so am I. -More CBS pick-ups.

Will Green MIle achieve his yearlong Top 3 dream?

American Idol goes to the movies. Some seriously bad ones.

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.

Tonight on American Idol: two people go home, Ham hams it up, and Brooke White is still terrible. Aw crazy white lady. I know you’re hungry. We are too.

I was seriously hoping this would be the week that Simon would rip off his shirt, climb up on stage, makeout with Gaycrest, then cover his hairy moobs with baby oil and work a pole to the tune of “Pour Some Sugar On Me.”  To my dismay, this did not occur.  Want to find out [...]

Hello, my dearies!!!  You must have been good little troublemakers this week, because you get two HappyHousewife recaps for the price of one!  Whee!  Tonight, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, American Idol: The Denver Auditions.  I’m super excited for this one, because Denver is a city near and dear to my heart.  It’s where [...]

Hello again everybody! My name is J-Mo, and I’ve just breezed in for a few minutes to chat with you all and make a confession. Like many Americans, I made sure to sit down and pay attention to the President’s State Of The Union Address last night. In fact, I took copious notes on it. [...]

Disclaimer: As far as I know, no whores were harmed in the filming of these auditions. But with a word play like that, how could I resist? What’s up, lovies???!!! I’m fresh off a round of White Russians (“Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”) and am ready to do this [...]

Hello again music fans! It’s me, J-Mo, already back from the land of MTV and I’ve been lucky enough to land this one-off recap for a show that people actually want to watch. We’ve reached that critical point in tonight’s competition where yet another cut is going to be made, people are going to scream, [...]

****Our next gasm writer to take AI audition duty is the lovely and talented Mona. Enjoy! Hey all, Please welcome ME, MONAMONZANO, taking you on a magic tour bus through AMERICAN IDOL AUDITIONS: SAN FRANCISCO. Instead of a lot of LSD and other assorted hallucenogens, it’s voices. Good voices, bad voices. All brought to you [...]

Welcome everyone! It’s me, J-Mo, taking a short break from the slutty skanky buysexual Ikki Twins over on MTV to bring you my take on one of the most astonishing television shows of the millenium… the FOX juggernaut that is… American Idol… …where the slutty skanks are apparently taking over as well… Yes, it is [...]

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this season! THIS! Is American Idol! Spoiler alert! Donna Summer wins!

American Idol + Recurring Extended Boxing Metaphor + Jock Jams (“Are You Ready For This”) playing in my head nonstop = Seabreath not having a chance to say “This is…American Idoooooooooooollllll!” But I’m not entirely convinced that Michael Buffer on the show is a good thing. Just a regular ole’ meeting of NAMBLA. We’ve got [...]

I’m feeling irrationally, excessively emotional (fluctuating between depressed, elated, constipated, frantic, and resigned) so it must be that time of the month week again. Thanks for visiting me, American Idol! Cramps and bloating are a bitch.

Tonight we get three times the magic! Three times the excitement! Three times the thrills! As any mathematician can tell you, three times zero is zero. Call PETA and arrange a truck to the glue factory, cuz this horse is just about beaten dead. THIS. Is American Idol! Tell us a story, Paw!