POSTS TAGGED: singing

Kathie Lee’s musical, “Scandalous”, about a female preacher, is closing. It’s supposed to be freaking terrible, but that’s not why I’m reporting it. A. Kathie has always gotten on my damn nerves, and B. posting about it means I can post this video starring KL talking about her work like she’s Beethoven. “Touch what you [...]

Hola, Gasmi! We’re back at the pad, ready for a giant mess of an episode. there is A LOT of filler in this episode, we have never heard Chris Harrison speak so slowly and use the same words over and over. Why does ABC insist on 2 hours? We start right after the last rose [...]

The most unsurprising reality show finale ever.

Bathing suits are scary.

The Glee Project is back! But do we want it to be?

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

The kids are singing songs from their birth year. Now I get to find out who’s jailbait and who’s within an inch of making me a cougar. Phillip Phillips: Not jailbait and probably the only one that doesn’t make a cougar. But boy does he make the lady bits tickle with his rendition of Hard [...]

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

In case you missed it

The final three contestants perform for the last time and have some special surprise duets.

During the live semi-finals, one contestant is eliminated and Florence + The Machine performs.

The top 7 pay homage to Michael Jackson in front of his family members.

Wait, what were the words again?

The top 9 perform songs for the people who inspire them.

The top 10 perform live for your votes, America! Now do your civic duty.

During movie week the top 11 contestants sing live.

10 acts move on, one is eliminated by America and four overly-emotional judges.

Lisa Vanderpump, the singer

The judges cat fight and eliminate five acts.

Five acts are booted after the first live performances in an EPIC episode. Epically long…

32 acts are cut down to 16 to determine who will perform live.

In your MLB postseason X Factor: the final 32 head to the judges’ “homes” and meet their superstar mentors.

On the first day of boot camp, 162 acts battle it out for a spot in the final categories.

The conclusion of boot camp.

“Be real.” More challenging for some than others.

Grab your slushies, put your Team Brittana shirts on, cuz it’s time for the GleePro!

One of the top three is eliminated.

Two contestants from the top 11 are sent packing.

A shocking elimination show with multiple surprises.

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

Dangerously takes his turn at bat for the Austin auditions

Try not to gleek all over yourself, but season 2 starts off strong.

American Idol: Hello Tweens.

Hello again music fans! It’s me, J-Mo, already back from the land of MTV and I’ve been lucky enough to land this one-off recap for a show that people actually want to watch. We’ve reached that critical point in tonight’s competition where yet another cut is going to be made, people are going to scream, [...]

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this season! THIS! Is American Idol! Spoiler alert! Donna Summer wins!

Tonight we get three times the magic! Three times the excitement! Three times the thrills! As any mathematician can tell you, three times zero is zero. Call PETA and arrange a truck to the glue factory, cuz this horse is just about beaten dead. THIS. Is American Idol! Tell us a story, Paw!

America learns the proper way to give a hickey. Dear Seabreath, Why does my vote matter more this week? It would only matter more if fewer people were voting, but that doesn’t appear to be the case since you claimed that 45 million people voted last week. I may be the only Asian kid alive [...]

“These faces have been on your screens for over three months. You know more about these tools than any other season. You are voting more passionately than ever, but one of them has to go.” For a second, I thought Seabreath was breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to me. I was so startled [...]